New England B.S. Thread

That's ok, I'm sure you're still pretty. You can dye your hair blonde!

 

We're supposed to hit -20 with the windchill.

 

Ah I'm the dumb pretty one because what I stated was clear, and not a vague multi quote and emoji

 

You've got to be, because I'm the ugly sarcastic one.

 

Well you can be dumb and pretty too next time I quote you, make a statement that doesn't make any sense, and when you don't understand

 

Good thing I'll be in Florida. Let the wife and kid deal with that shit.

 

Nice!

Somebody gets snippy when she's stuck in meetings!

 

I didn't realize that if someone says something that makes no sense, it makes me the dumb one. And that intelligence and pretty are mutually exclusive

 

I think you're sol. Most places have minimums.

 

Ha that's why I was hoping for someone in the business that can just make me samples

 

Parents called and wanted to take me out to dinner for my birthday. Asked if my gf was going to come... I responded that I was single. I heard my dad in the background mumble 'one less person to pay for!'

Asians...

 

Sigh.

You quoted Seth. Your part of the conversation made perfect sense.
Pugga then posted 'Happy Birthday' with no context immediately afterwards. Even though I knew he was talking to Bucktales, at a glance on a fresh page it looked like a non sequitur. So I played obtuse and acted like I was confused, as a joke.

THEN you said that you were confused, so I made a joke playing on the traditional smart asians/dumb blondes stereotypes.

If you're offended, apologies, but you're taking anything I've said WAY too seriously.

But, that's your prerogative.

 

Asians aren't all smart... I'm dumb as a doorknob.

 

So because you got confused you get to call me dumb? Makes a lot of sense...

 

Forget it. I'm done.

K thx bai

 

Don't mind him.. He's a ford guy now.