Colorado B.S. Thread

Couldn't agree more. I've hit companion pass for the last three years with them.

 

Thats all i fly too never had a problem. If you plan it right you can get decent prices on tickets.

 

My plans for today:

Firstly, I'm going to work out in the hopes of getting as jacked and stacked as @sean266; Then, I'm going to finish up my Christmas shopping with my credit card in order to meet societal expectations and stroke my own ego by one-upping friends and family; From there, I'm going to watch @aero3685's "silly game" at my local biergarten (Spanish for "beer garden") in the hopes that Tom Brady's spoiled ass will be broken in half. This will backfire, as he will come back humbled and better than ever to become the undisputed greatest quarterback of all time. He will be exalted and in 2020 will slapfight Trump for the White House; Finally, I will stare at the wall while the creeping depression reminds me that I have to work tomorrow to make others rich and successful until the warm blanket of alcoholism puts me into a deep and dreamless sleep.

How about everyone else?

 

beats hell out of my garage door opener install plans

 

Ooh, I have a very similar Tuesday planned. I get drunk in the mornin' and stoned in the afternoon tho. That way I can make it to the blanket part.

 

Sounds like you got shit all figured out.

I'm Amazon'ing the first and last xmas gifts, since I've attempted for the past few days and only managed to get one accomplished prior to today. Yesterday I passed the Colorado Mills Mall.... WB 6th ave had a line of slow traffic backed up almost all the way to the Union overpass, traffic that all seemed to be filtering into the mall. I'd rather get my fingernails slowly pulled out while being repeatedly kicked by a horse while roasting over an open flame than go anywhere close to a retail establishment.

I may go down to the big bustling city of Golden later in hopes of meeting a beautiful young lady who happens to be sane, or at least fun enough to overlook the insanity.

Or I'll just make snow angels and wait on the propane heater so I can sand and polish up the rusty sliders.

 

Here's my day woke up and drank a crap load of coffee, cooked myself eggs bacon hash browns
Freeze some homemade potato soup from last night
Watching the silly Chiefs /Titans game while I try and figure out why this week I have twice as much laundry than I normally do
Right now I will eat a piece of chocolate triple treat crunch cake while I wait for the silly Bronco game to come on.
This is when I will indulge in some Crazy mountain brew, eat more potato soup and reflect on how I have to get up at 3:15 in the am for work

 

Bring me some of the soup

 

I think I got up at that time once... when I drank too much and had to pee.

 

It's cold outside

 

That's why I want the soup

 

But the warmth you will gain from giving to another being will alone be enough to warm your soul to not notice the external temperatures. -me

 

Ooooookay!!!

 

Great success!

 

is that enough information for you to hack it @iRideMTB ?
or do you need more?

 

What did you get me?

 

I hope you'll fit in a size 8... they were on sale.