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ASSHOLE PARKING

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by maxboi, Jul 2, 2015.

  1. Dec 20, 2016 at 6:05 PM
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    Wild chickens? Wut.

    Lol that would be interesting, I'd imagine it's kinda like ducks, I'd feed them, would be cool
     
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  2. Dec 20, 2016 at 6:31 PM
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    Yea not when roosters are going off at 2-3am for the hell of it. And then the hens going after your dogs because of the chicks, and you don't want you dogs to make little orphan chickens. But they are fun to have walking around right out your front door.
     
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  4. Dec 20, 2016 at 7:06 PM
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    I helped a potential asshole become a regular parker today. Of course He was backing in which made him a potential asshole because they never get it right when backing in. So I was getting outta my truck and was able to guide him in.
     
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  5. Dec 21, 2016 at 6:00 AM
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    Gotta share this after seeing this thread... no picture but I really wish I would've taken one. Wife and I went to watch my brothers football game at Florida State. I parked in a student/family parking lot that was pretty packed when we got there but it was manageable. We had a 12 hour drive home after the game so we left a few minutes early. Came out only to find our car packed in like tetris. We were literally blocked in by 20+ cars. After the game ended we had to wait on the assholes to move their cars... well, two assholes never showed up and kept 30 cars blocked in. We had to physically pick up a Jeep Cherokee to move it out of the way. It was like playing the game unblock me. Two hours waiting in a parking lot...
     
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  6. Dec 21, 2016 at 6:08 AM
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    Sounds like the old days parking at the Orange Bowl in Miami in someone's yard.
     
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  8. Dec 21, 2016 at 7:53 AM
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    This fine gentleman here decided he would cut me off to park first. Then decided to leave his POS parked like so. Let's just say there was very few kind words said. 20161214_153922.jpg
     
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  9. Dec 21, 2016 at 7:59 AM
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    My wife says I need to be less violent you know the whole 3 strikes your out deal.:pray: So I just parked some were else... :pout:





    and watched while she beat him like a dead horse :deadhorse::yes:. I knew there was a reason I married her lol
     
  10. Dec 21, 2016 at 8:05 AM
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    Im here and there. Mostly there than here.
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    A new bolt here, a new bolt there, a new bolt everywhere.
    You know these crazy women now a days with their equal opportunities and stuff. She said she's going to beat him like a husband that won't make her a Damn Sandwich. Bet after seeing him get beat I was spreading mayo quick fast and in a hurry. Even made her fresh squeezed orange juice.
     
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    How long do you think it will take for him/her to notice the yellow paint on the bumper, and gripe about "Damn Hit and Run Drivers!!!"?
     
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    My husband (embarrasses me) says to folks "don't make me call my wife on you..."
     
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    LMAO :rofl:even though that is a made up story. Except for the exchange of words it was funny you got threatened with a sandwich lol. Just because @scottalot she might have place ex-lax in it lol. Either way I had a tardy response because I was enjoying this
     
  15. Dec 21, 2016 at 8:31 AM
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    When we were younger my best friend had a girl friend that used to Kick box. He used to says in Bars to guys I wouldn't mess with "I'm not gonna kick you ass, I'm gonna let my girl friend kick your ass" She was maybe 5'5-5'6 110lbs at the time and used to do it all the time. Sent more then a couple guys crying home with their tail between their legs.
     
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    No B. S. My wife did Muay Thai for 15yrs. Found out one day when we were play fighting and she kicked me across the room. There is tough women out there. I seen her in a few sanctioned fights before she got out and it seems like the more she gets hit the stronger she gets. I don't condone hitting women, especially one like her that can shatter your jaw with one kick. I told her I feel sorry if anyone ever tried to hurt you, I'd have to help them out lol.
     
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  17. Dec 21, 2016 at 9:27 AM
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    Before TW came into my life and I knew to take these photos, got into a parking war once...

    Holidays, busy restaurant, meeting a friend. Only open spot and husband is headed for it. Passenger in car next to said spot, steps out, takes a biiiigg stretch while standing in this only vacant spot. In swoops her friend around us and she steps aside and her friend takes that spot.

    I told husband to drop me off at the door and go park waaayyy across the lot, unseen.

    I'm waiting at hostess stand and in comes the heifers. Just as I'm escorted to my table, I turn and say "I'd keep an eye on your car if I were you, terrible things could happen..."

    After a few minutes, I excuse myself to make a call and head for the door, passing their table of course. One follows and hears my convo. I'm describing her car to the other person. She mutters something and goes back. I return too. Just after that, they all get up and leave. They sure looked nervous like something might happen and they couldn't see their cars from inside...

    That phone call I made? Fake. Just talking to the air.
     
  18. Dec 21, 2016 at 9:31 AM
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    I have to say, @Cuffs, taking pictures and posting them online is more therapeutic and personally safer (while also extremely passive aggressive) than direct confrontation.

    Then again, so is emailing those pics to a few APD officers I know and telling them "YA MISSED ONE!"

    They LOVE that.
     
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    I bet they do.
     
  20. Dec 21, 2016 at 9:36 AM
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    I agree! I especially like the expressions when they see me taking a photo! I'm usually not confrontational but this asshat needed it.
     
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