Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Stupid lady wanted coffee. Then asked for 10 creams and 15 sugars.......

 

Point her to Starbucks.

 

Y'awl have a door? Damn, you be some mighty high-flying management types.

 

Unfortunately i have 3 door that can get into my lab/office area, and im far from being the management type..... yet........

 

Nah, shes to old for that place

 

I was thinking "Damn that sucks".

That was me at Old Navy. 11 years in retail running 3 different Stores, opening several and realizing my "bosses" were fucked without me made me not worry about being fired. I basically had seen so much non-legit stuff I could have blackmailed half of Houston. In the end I delivered my two weeks notice with a doctor's note excusing me for the next 3 weeks of work and walked out.

I'm like that sometimes but that's why I generally make my coffee at home. Like today.

 

You're never too old for Starbucks. I've seen some people I was pretty sure crawled out of the grave ordering their PSL in the Fall.

 

savage

 

They must have looked pretty funny in their Uggs.

 

Genuine Mammoth Hair Uggs. Get on their level!

 

Trying to get final inventory counts and the inventory database is crashing

 

Want some coffee with your sweet cream?

 

I work in an "open concept" floor so we have no doors. I honestly kind of like it. All the managers and even the executives of the department don't have assigned desks. I'm sure they hate it.

I work in database management... Lol. Thankfully not retail though, I've heard horror stories about inventory reorder systems.

 

What are you on about Scooter?

 

That is... WTF are you on about?

 

I will end you.

 

Things are going pretty well in here today. I like it.

 

No.