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Hey I use to design web pages.
HTML
Flash.
Not that means anything to someone that only knows 0 and 1

 

Not for nothing But if I have a drink this evening or even two it will still put me under a dozen drinks all year not really into it . Now in the 80s up till my oldest was born lol yeah I would already be a 1/4 bottle down a fifth of jack by now :}

Cypher

 

Then I'll appologize for being a redneck, uneducated, dumbass that just doesn't understand this giberish

 

as long as your happy I'd rather be off but you could use that for your truck project

 

I did very little with HTML nothing with flash some java etc but as a network engineering student we did not need to do much with them for management of networks and servers.
Cypher

 

Hey, he can only count to 1

 

More pics of Gizmo showing off

 

ROTFLMFAO !!!!

Stop it Mike I'm going to break a rib I'm laughing so friggin hard !!

 

That was me i drank like a fish until my early twenties and just lost interest. I'll have one now and then but I'd rather have the tea

 

I was thinking of going into puters more heavy but then I realized everybody was doing it.
So I bowed out.

 

i get to sit back and supervise confined space entries. none else can.

 

ummmm good point and he thinks he's the smart one I figured out when I was a kid I had 6 more fingers

 

All the ot it's time to start getting figures on a lift then i guess

 

Oldest

 

I still use them to count.
I found a few more fingers than u along the way. Makes it hard. I don't want any of them to be mad if I dont use them all.

 

You want a laugh very few people who know what I do for a living but do not really know me know that I be a highly edumacated babysitter and retrieval specialist lol it is fun to catch them off guard. Many people who do what I do actually do not have any other skills as scary as that may seem. All It really means is I did know this stuff backward and forward once upon a time not anymore . I know far more people with out sheep skin on the wall that are a heck of a lot smarter then people with some many letters after their name they need a folding business card.

The few people I let in my home when they walk around if the look they find books on planes, blacksmithing, metal working , lathes, guns and lol :}



And then look at me like huh ??


Cypher

 

I have 2 i tend to use more than the others and IDGAF





Those are the 2 most important ones

 

Hey guys figure this out

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Hey my grandfather gave his slide rule when I went to college damn it! Then when I decided that I was going to join the Navy and be a nuc engineer he asked for it back. And I paid ~$500 for a Texas Instruments 58c that could actually hold memory! And bought a cheap plastic slide rule...

Yeah learned early on I was a systems person and not a programmer propeller head.

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You beat me to it LOL.

I always go for the oldest. Too many of them now go for the flavored barrels, etc. instead of waiting. Lot to be said for age just saying....

Ha used a damn GUI huh, (graphical user interface). Real web programmers use notepad just saying...

Yeah and now more than half of the programmers and system engineers are from India. Thanks a lot. The side job I did today is for a headhunter and he is from India, his staff and most of the people he recruits, how recursive is that he uses and only trusts me!

 

I had my own small shop part time for about 7 years was thinking fetching humans was getting a bit old went for some computer jobs nope no sheep skin , so back to school I go get done in 2003 and the market falls out and the job offers are 10k to 15k less then I was making and since I was newly divorced and paying child support yeah umm that wasn't going to happen. So all that stuff went in the file cabinet and I stayed where I am
;] Some days I have fun most of the time no not really it is S.O.S there is very little that surprises me about the idiots I deal with .

Cypher