Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

This thread has been dead for a week and has 5-6 pages today alone...

 

I had to chase the bitch down. After she hit me, I pulled to the side at the next available spot but she kept going. Got back behind her and followed to a store while I was on with the dispatcher. She comes out of the store and I go up and tell her that the police are on the way and she needs to wait. She jumped in her car and sped off. I got back on her tail and back on with dispatcher, police caught up with us and made her pull over. She told them that she didn't hit my truck (the police saw the scuff marks on my truck and her mirror). Basically police told me she was batshit crazy but minor damage so they let her go with a warning.

 

I got a picture of her insurance card and filed a claim. I'm hoping I can get it all off with acetone but want to document what happened before I try

 

Lets fuck her up.

 

Try a clay bar.

Edit: Also magic erasers work wonders.

 

Looked in our stores database she is in our system

 

everyone was off work last week
business hours only.

 

I should post her info to dating sites and promotional events

 

Craigslist personals. Woman seeing talented "Body man" to help after car accident.

 

spilledwateronmykeyboardandmyspacekeydoesntworknow

 

thatsucksdude.myspacebarstillworksbutitwasmeanearliersoit'snotgettingused.

 

i.guess.i.can.use.a.period.between.words

 

most,word,processors,accept,period,or,comma,delineation.

 

fuckthattoomuchfuckingwork

 

Also, alt+0160 will make a space. You could also ctrl+c a single space and ctrl+v in between words.

 

ithinkyoumeanctrlcandctrlv

 

Whoops. Edited.

 

False. This is thread is no longer limited to business hours only, please refer to current thread title and see that it should be about making this thread great again.

 

yeahwedontneedthatkindofnegativityinhere

 

Mykeyboardworks,ijusthaveafundamentalproblemwiththespacebar.thatbitchain'tevenbeentospace.