SOLD! Look if you dare! 2017 TRDOR pull-off wheels/tires - Eastern NM/West TX/Southern CO

You know why you're here...you've heard the rumors...that the wheel/tire combination offered by Toyota as OEM on the 2017 Tacoma TRD Off Road will grant immeasurable power to any mortal brave enough to run them on their vehicle.

I couldn't handle them - the surge in growth of my chest hair, the women spontaneously ovulating whenever I drove by...it was too much. Hence, I sadly had to remove this set of four 16-inch rims and their matching Goodyear Wrangler 265/70/16 tires as soon as I got the vehicle home from the dealer early last month...just as they hit 800 miles of use. I never even got to take them off the pavement.

So if you live in NM, West TX, or Southern CO, and think you've got what it takes to harness these snarling hounds of hell - I will gladly deliver them to you for a mere $850 - or best offer. Set does not include lug nuts or TPMS - I have been cursed to maintain those as a constant and shameful reminder of what I once possessed, but was unable to control.

If you live farther away I'm willing to meet halfway if it's a reasonable distance. Additionally, I'll ship (at buyer's expense) - if that's what it takes to get these loaded weapons far far away from me - I just don't trust myself with them. Important note: These can only be sold as a set as (just like the Sankara Stones from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom) an unspeakable evil will surely befall anyone who attempts to separate them...and I won't be responsible for getting somebody's still-beating heart ripped out of their chest.

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Behold below the four horsemen of the apocalypse! (Tragically, after this photo was taken the small child depicted was vaporized thru total protonic reversal merely by proximity to them.)



Here's a close up of just two of these ministers of doom...that one on the left could slit your throat with a wet napkin.



Translated from the ancient Bhagavad Vita, the below inscription states "I have become death - destroyer of worlds."

 

Best for sale narrative ever.

 

damit to dam far away great deal tho

 

Well done. Great post.

@The Red Sled

 

Bump.

 

Damn. Just drove through Clovis 2 days ago. If anyone in Texas wants to buy the set and bust it up, I'm down for 1 wheel/tire for $150.

 

Free lunch bump ! This has to be one of the best for sale threads I've seen !

 

If you are interested in busting up the set, I need one. (Shipped to VA (22602). Please send me a PM with a $ if you are interested.

 

I know you don't want to split things up but I would take the wheels and live in Durango, CO

 

All - right now I think I've got a local buyer who - assuming he doesn't take one look at these hogs and become instantly gelatinous with fear - is going to take them off my hands this weekend. If that falls through I may consider splitting up the set...will let y'all know.

 

What's the base depth at Purgatory right now? That alone could sway me...

 

107 inches so far this year and 12 in the last 48 hours. Unfortunately, I moved here a full 2 days ago and haven't had a chance to ski yet down here

 

Lucky you....My wife and I both went to school in C-Springs and are looking at retiring in Durango or Pagosa. Enjoy yourself!

 

God I miss being close enough to head up on good powder days!

 

Are you 4th ID?

 

Enjoy summit county living in C springs

 

Absolutely. Best snow in the United States.

 

SOLD!