Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

What's the point of a laptop being able to do this...?

 

Oh? I may need a favor. ..

 

In the form of seafood? Lol

 

the scary black man!

 

He's terrified of me even though he's significantly larger than me.

 

Charlie used to be on the defensive line for the Eagles and the Vikings in the 80's so you can imagine how big he is. I'm 5ft 9 and have to look up to him. He's seen the guns I shoot/carry, the targets proving accuracy, and we have had a few memorable confrontations which lead to his knowing better than to fuck with me.

 

Once you shoot them in the knees, big guys are short again lol

 

I'm pretty sure I could kick him in the knee and he would go down since football is hell on the body. I don't know how he has the strength to do all the things he does.

One time he drug a couch up to the house(he's notorious for dragging up things to "scrap" or from a job) and left it sitting around. I asked several times over the course of a month for him to move it and get it to the dump and he didn't. So one day I had enough and I wedged the couch really tight under the door handle to his apartment so he couldn't get out. He called Dylan asking if he put the couch under his door which led to Dylan calling me like "Really?". I wish I could have seen his face.

 

I'm so triggered. I think I'll go play basketball or whatever my people do...

 

this particular black man was scary
he gave us a huge bag of oysters. no questions asked!

 

He was not!

 

Lmao! I asked Dylan to ask him to get me the bag.

 

suuuuure

 

Sounds like the start to a bad country song.....

 

The one time Dennis isn't completely being ridiculous and nobody believes him.

 

Best odds stay with ridiculous.