New England B.S. Thread

Interwebz sarcasm man.... you can't take this thread too seriously, we all just joke around and poke fun.

 

Buy all the perishable foods in case we lose power for a prolonged period of time!

 

At least now you can use the Canadian beer fridge to keep things cold

 

We stopped at Price Chopper on the way home from the gym this morning just to get pancake mix and my wife said the line was crazy in there

 

I stocked up on Cellucor C4 and Monster drinks..bring that shit

 

I'm ready for tonight now!

 

Crazy people. Who doesn't have a few day's worth of food/water/beverages in their house all the time anyway?

 

Smart purchase of non perishable items

 

This I don't understand.. I don't even consider myself that much of a prepper but given where we live and how fast things go to shit I always have water and food in storage... Along with a camping stove... freeze dried meals... fire starters.. ammo... extra gas... okay yea maybe I might be a bit more prepared than others...

 

Exactly.

I am at the point where I need to go buy groceries but having said that I still have at least a week of good meals left. Could probably get 3+ weeks if I started eating the loads of rice, pasta, canned tuna and beans, etc. that I have piled in the cabinets.

 

Same here:
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Plus a 6 pack of each of these:

 

I got whiskey... but I have to work tonight anyways so i guess I'm out of luck.

 

I also always have a small supply of mountain House freeze dried goodness, bottled gallons of water and fuel for my jetboil

 

WOW, you upload the most fascinating snow maps and are our official NE bs meteorologist + a silver and gold seeker to boot.

 

Just don't do like me when offered the snow blower from the house you are watching over, I didn't take the offer up and paid dearly. Swallow your pride and take the snow blower and run.

 

I feel like grabbing a shopping cart, loading with all the eggs, bread, water, and milk it can hold, just so I can feel apart of this great New England tradition. That picture looks so warm and fuzzy, with me feeling left out.

 

Thank you.

 

It's a blower!

 

I have a nice Ariens at home, but they are snow birds here later than usual so they have nothing. They do have someone plow the driveway every time the snow accumulation hits 4 inches.

It's a long driveway, so if I lived there I'd probably invest in an old truck with a plow or a 4WD tractor with a good size snowblower on it. It'd take quite a while to go up and down for 6+ passes with a normal snowblower.