What's in your center console

I personally love the center console in these trucks, I find it really handy. What do you store in there or have it customized to do.

Mine generally consists of:

Pens
Swiss army knife
Bottle opener
Lighter
Usually bring my digital camera and stick it in there
Those hand warmer things that come in little packages (took a bunch from work)
Lip chap
Extra house key on key chain
2 x cell phone chargers (personal and stupid work phone)
Sirius satellite remote
Small tissue package
Flashlight

I think there's more but I can't remember atm. That seems like a big list but the thing is actually pretty empty looking. I think this summer I will set it up to have my ipod nicely docked in there like many people here have done.

 

Knife, pens, flashlight, sticky notes, and some random other things.

 

LED flashlight
sand vaginas
some old receipts that have yet to find the trash can
a two dollar bill
a spife (a spoon knife)

 

wut

 

Roll of dip, Tums, Insurance, Emergancy beer.

 

Hey I got a two dollar bill in mine too

 

cigars house key marine corps stuff and a wedding invitation???? idk either

 

Cigs, Pens, insurance, GPS, Ipod, Excedrin, and a bouncy ball

 

GPS, Hustler magazine, CD's, Sirius radio remote, Oakley sunglass case.

 

Garmin GPS60CSx, bike gloves, shooting gloves, leatherman, black diamond apollo lantern, my wife's garmin nuvi, brass knuckles, bottle of zyrtec, hand sanitizer, phone charger, 3 lighters, ipod, wife's sunscreen, 2 bottles of visine

wtf is a sand vagina?

 

Ka-bar, surefire, ice-pack, advil, like 60 bucks, a altoids container with 30.5 dollars of quarters, some business cards, and a tire pressure gague

 

I'm way too afraid to google it.

 

where could i purchase a "Sand Vagina:?

 

A winter hat, gloves. some gas receipts, a few CD's, and my ipod.

 

there's plenty of sandy vaginas on TW this days.

 

i did google it and found this but i'm not sure how he fits that into his center console:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXvwaiHDR1g

 

tire pressure guage, swiss army knife, zip ties, ~30 ft of twine (from IKEA loading area ), flat screwdriver, philips screw driver, needle nose pliars, hand sanitizer, work gloves, "sanitary napkin", a few quarters, electrical tape. Can't remember what else. Maybe duck tape and a 12mm socket too.

 

Vand Sagina , assorted crap , about 25 carpenters pencils , and a few assorted nails and screws ,

OZ

 

A few CD's, Cologne, Keys to the receiver hitch lock, and a Glock 23 with streamlight attached on the rail.

 

a few pocket knifes,gerber muti tool,keys for locks,flashlight,smith & wesson 40cal,spare clip,pass port,aspirin, and a condom