Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

He saw tequila and got scared

 

True. Mine is the ability to die and be resurrected so that I can endure a painful zombie like existence for a day or two afterward. I don't drink tequila anymore.

 

I need to go outside and paint my sliders so I can put them on. Also need to get the CB in and feel like doing absolutely nothing.

 

Ya came back on around 1 yesterday. I think I'm getting sick now through. I seem to get dizzy really easy today

 

I wish I was working on truck .. instead of at work

idk what up in the air lately, I've been sick and poop like 5 or 6 times a day .. and my throat hurts (not from all the penises either) .. co worker has the same shit too ..

 

Stop making out with your coworker and yall will stop passing it back and forth to each other.

 

don't tell me how to live my life!

 

Im just looking out for your ole B hole, 5-6 poops a day will wear it out in no time...

 

it's already worn out this week

 

Tomorrow starts a new week, im trying to help you save it before its lost.

 

there's no hope .. had to go buy wet wipes.. I think something I ate maybe fucked me up

 

We know you're a pro and wouldn't get a sore throat. No need to specify.

Also, for your viewing pleasure.

 

You wouldnt be the first...

dick. You know that was the best time of your life! "Where's the lesbian". Talking into the winch controller!!! We need to do it again!

 

I still have that video .. and I think Natalie sold her taco? @TacoLovR ?

 

She got a tundra, not sure if taco had sold yet.

 

Hi everyone! Just a fellow TW member from California!

Wife and I are seriously considering relocating to Houston area....mainly Katy, Sugarland, The Woodlands.....

Any info you guys would care to provide? Weather? Crime? Overall affordability?

Thank you in advance! Feel free to PM me as to not clog up this thread.

 

Hello.
Houston is a great place. I've been here since 1999.

Katy, Sugarland and Woodlands are all great places. You just have choose your neighborhoods wisely. You can have really nice million dollar homes in one spot and just a mile down the road you will have very ghetto places. Just beyond the ghetto place will be a nice neighborhood with $200k-500k homes.

I recommend choosing a place of town not to far from work. If you live in the woodlands you would not want to drive to sugarland for work. The travel time during rush hour could be over an hour.

I myself am looking for a home in the Missouri City area which I next to Sugarland.

Weather is awesome. Lots of sun and humidity, a bit of rain and a few freeze days every year.

Overall affordability is good. Gas is not to pricing. Property tax is not to high(as long as you protest with the tax office every few years).