Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

I'll be hitting 3-0 this year as well.

 

40 is the new 20.

 

I just turned 35 and don't have wrinkly, saggy balls. How more good years do I have left boys?

 

i wish i felt 20 again. i wouldn't eve think of doing the shit i did in my 20s. jumping off bridges, cliff drops and big air jumps snowboarding. my back and knees are paying for that shit.

 

Depends. My wife has a smaller purse- a "clutch" if you will. The confinement keeps them high and tight.

 

all depends on the life you lived.

 

its downhill from 35.lol metabolism slows T starts drop. lol

 

Been married with children since 19.

 

Don't worry it's coming. You'll just wake up on day and they'll start getting in the way of everything you do.

 

Just keep lowering the water level in the toilet. you'll be fine.

 

One of the old guys at work asked the plumber if he could lower the water in the stall at work a few months back. had me laughing for days. he was seriously annoyed his balls get wet.

 

I hit sixty last August. I'm still waiting for them balls to drop. When my wife isn't, I'm tugging on the rod trying to get that thing to get bigger. I'm still hung like a bull hamster. I must be doing it wrong.

 

I agree with jason on the metabolism slowing. When i was in my 20s and even 30s i would eat like a king and never gain weight. Now, i still eat kinda like a king, but that weight is harder to control,lol.

 

Porcelain is cold.

 

It's time to start losing weight when you question if you're actually peeing out of your belly button.

 

If age is all a state of mind, I guess I'm turning 81 this week. Everything hurts this morning.

When you excercise, lift weights, snowboard, mountain bike... then just stop, your body starts pulling and pushing in some fucked up ways. Need to make time for physical activity...before it's too late.

 

I agree. Use to hit the gym 3 days a week. But when my 3rd son was born I just couldn't find the time. And that's when I got my dicky do. Now I can't get rid of it.

 

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