Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

Scenario for all of you. Your truck is at the scrap yard, loaded into the crusher. You have 1 chance to sing a song, word for word and save your taco. No fuck ups. What song is it?

 

Congrats buddy!!!

 

Too Short - Cocktails

https://youtu.be/-zqPHcwdRkc

 

Nice, Too $hort - I'm a Playa I could probably recite perfectly.

 

Oh yeah.
"Now I fuck top notch bitches". I laugh every time I hear that line.

 

Dunno.

But if they had a request, I'd be good if it was country or 1950s-1970s oldies.

 

He rocks in the tree tops all day long
Hoppin' and a-boppin' and singing his song
All the little birdies on Jaybird Street
Love to hear the robin go tweet tweet tweet

Rockin' robin, rock rock
Rockin' robin'
Blow rockin' robin
'Cause we're really gonna rock tonight

Every little swallow, every chick-a-dee
Every little bird in the tall oak tree
The wise old owl, the big black crow
Flappin' their wings singing go bird go

 

I remember buying his underground recorded in a garage tape back in like 83.
Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitch
And Blow Job Betty

 

My boo.

 

*Nsync- (insert song)

 

Guilty.

 

"Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting" with a full performance. During the routine, I would karate chop the giant magnet/ crane operator in the throat. Then roundhouse the junkyard boss in the face, pin him against the side of the crusher, and yell, "Where's Mendoza???!!!!" After the interrogation, I would get my truck out, force feed the guy some car keys, and turn on the magnet....

My one liner would be, "Sorry- I was a little off- key."

Then go seek my revenge... Hypothetically speaking.

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1plPyJdXKIY

 

GFYS I now can't stop singing this.

 

Me either, IFMS.

 

All you skirts know whats up with 213!