1. Welcome to Tacoma World!

    You are currently viewing as a guest! To get full-access, you need to register for a FREE account.

    As a registered member, you’ll be able to:
    • Participate in all Tacoma discussion topics
    • Communicate privately with other Tacoma owners from around the world
    • Post your own photos in our Members Gallery
    • Access all special features of the site
    Quick Links: ARB Bumper Warn Winch Combo Gears and Air lockers .. Working up pricing Winch Group Buy - Guaranteed Pricing Recovery Strap group Buy Fumoto Valve F103N DEAD DEAL Bestop Softopper ROUND 2

Limited Run of Penis Shaped Shovel/Axe Bed Rail Mounts

Discussion in 'Group Buys' started by jberry813, Jan 13, 2017.

?

What Color?

  1. Red Rocket Red

    20 vote(s)
    14.7%

  2. Breast (giggity) Cancer Pink

    28 vote(s)
    20.6%

  3. Bigger Blacker Black

    19 vote(s)
    14.0%

  4. Molasses Brown with Small Black and Purple Highlights

    11 vote(s)
    8.1%

  5. Fuck You Jason

    58 vote(s)
    42.6%
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 1 of 8
  1. Jan 13, 2017 at 6:37 PM
    #1
    jberry813

    #1
    jberry813 [OP] Professional Fluffer Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2011
    Member:
    #49636
    Messages:
    28,476
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jason
    Lake Tahoe
    Vehicle:
    2012 DCSB Sport
    ...too much shit to list.
    So I sent a message to my local fabricator with a CNC plasma for a shovel and axle mount that uses quick fists mounted to the Tacoma channel rails. He stated he was working on a new prototype specifically for me.
    So I picked them up today and they are AWESOME. My only dilemma is what color to paint them. Please help guyz! TW community is needed.





    Ok...tuned into a group buy.

    This will be a one time run of exclusive jberry penis brackets.

    $44 shipped for a pair (yes two magnificent cock mounts) in the contenental US if you want bare (back) metal
    +20 for the quick fists (giggity)
    +$10 powder coated bigger blacker black

    The slotted holes are for the rail mounts. T-nuts (giggity) that fit the bed rail will be included as well as grade 8 hardware (cause you never know). The smaller holes are cut for the quick fist bolts. The curvature of the tip is specifically designed to mate against the bed for a nice firm fit whilst supporting your hardware. All serious despite the innuendos.

    Anyone wanting a set please PM me. You shall remain anonymous to TW.

    GB will close January 20th at 11:59 PM PST.     After that I will contact all those that ordered with instructions.
     
    Last edited: Jan 14, 2017
    jberry813, Jan 13, 2017
    #1
    Chipskip, GHOST SHIP, Neutral and 29 others like this.
  2. Jan 13, 2017 at 6:37 PM
    #2
    tacoflavoredkisses1

    #2
    tacoflavoredkisses1 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2016
    Member:
    #183838
    Messages:
    2,564
    Vehicle:
    16 TRDOR DCSB (SOLD)
    Those look like dicks bro
     
    tacoflavoredkisses1, Jan 13, 2017
    #2
    JaBoudy, agunday21, medjah and 32 others like this.
  3. Jan 13, 2017 at 6:38 PM
    #3
    JimBeam

    #3
    JimBeam BECAUSE INTERNETS!! Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2008
    Member:
    #5966
    Messages:
    52,054
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    JB
    Vehicle:
    2015 Tundra
    Pink or gtfo
     
    JimBeam, Jan 13, 2017
    #3
    Manfred, CanisLupus, JimboAnz and 9 others like this.
  4. Jan 13, 2017 at 6:39 PM
    #4
    Rmoreno1

    #4
    Rmoreno1 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2016
    Member:
    #191721
    Messages:
    1,085
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Chico
    Reno Nv
    Vehicle:
    93 Runner
    training wheels
    definetly looks like dicks :rofl:
     
    Rmoreno1, Jan 13, 2017
    #4
    JaBoudy, JimboAnz and SuperBad like this.
  5. Jan 13, 2017 at 6:40 PM
    #5
    Iggy

    #5
    Iggy Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2012
    Member:
    #71971
    Messages:
    4,016
    Gender:
    Male
    Northern CA
    Vehicle:
    09 4x4 Off-Road Access Cab
    Check out the build
    We can only pick one option? "Fuck you Jason Red Rocket Red" sounds like a good option.
     
    Iggy, Jan 13, 2017
    #5
    Neutral, ramonortiz55, Biscuits and 6 others like this.
  6. Jan 13, 2017 at 6:44 PM
    #6
    Garyji

    #6
    Garyji Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2015
    Member:
    #168245
    Messages:
    2,149
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Gary
    Western North Carolina
    Vehicle:
    2016 BR SR5 DCSB V6 4WD. TRD Pro 17's, BFG KO2's
    Yeah, definitely pink or purple.

    G.
     
    Garyji, Jan 13, 2017
    #6
    Biscuits likes this.
  7. Jan 13, 2017 at 6:47 PM
    #7
    SconnieHailer

    #7
    SconnieHailer PutterClutch

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2012
    Member:
    #85590
    Messages:
    9,765
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Marc
    West Central Wisconsin
    Vehicle:
    2012 TRD Off Road Double Cab V6 6Speed
    Those are to scale right? :luvya:

    Flesh tone would really bring them to life I think
     
    SconnieHailer, Jan 13, 2017
    #7
    NorCal05, JaBoudy, Lord Helmet and 7 others like this.
  8. Jan 13, 2017 at 6:48 PM
    #8
    Fernando

    #8
    Fernando Hammerdown

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2012
    Member:
    #85507
    Messages:
    23,448
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Fernando
    Sacramento
    Vehicle:
    04 Tacoma DC 4x4
    Too many, See Build
    is this a 3rd gen thread?
     
    Fernando, Jan 13, 2017
    #8
    TheZeesT, keester, Neutral and 9 others like this.
  9. Jan 13, 2017 at 6:49 PM
    #9
    Rmoreno1

    #9
    Rmoreno1 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2016
    Member:
    #191721
    Messages:
    1,085
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Chico
    Reno Nv
    Vehicle:
    93 Runner
    training wheels
    awww you must be working still.....
    @Fernando
     
    Rmoreno1, Jan 13, 2017
    #9
    Fernando and jberry813[OP] like this.
  10. Jan 13, 2017 at 6:49 PM
    #10
    Rmoreno1

    #10
    Rmoreno1 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2016
    Member:
    #191721
    Messages:
    1,085
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Chico
    Reno Nv
    Vehicle:
    93 Runner
    training wheels
    :rofl:
     
    Rmoreno1, Jan 13, 2017
    #10
  11. Jan 13, 2017 at 6:52 PM
    #11
    jberry813

    #11
    jberry813 [OP] Professional Fluffer Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2011
    Member:
    #49636
    Messages:
    28,476
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jason
    Lake Tahoe
    Vehicle:
    2012 DCSB Sport
    ...too much shit to list.
    [​IMG]
     
    jberry813, Jan 13, 2017
    #11
    Nirvana, jmaack, Nimble9 and 12 others like this.
  12. Jan 13, 2017 at 6:56 PM
    #12
    T4RFTMFW

    #12
    T4RFTMFW Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2014
    Member:
    #134525
    Messages:
    69,788
    Purple on the tip, so to speak. Then like a little dark brown near the sack. Then a fleshy tone in the middle of the shaft.

    I know this might sound kinda sexual but I'm not really well versed in technical terms. It isn't intended.

    Good luck. Can't wait to see them mounted.































    IMG_3675.jpg
     
    T4RFTMFW, Jan 13, 2017
    #12
    Manfred, LogCabins, Spare Parts and 3 others like this.
  13. Jan 13, 2017 at 6:57 PM
    #13
    stumbles

    #13
    stumbles 1 eye

    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2014
    Member:
    #136442
    Messages:
    4,388
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    bryan
    mesa
    Vehicle:
    2002 White Double Cab
    I am not a good artist but what if you went 2 tone?
    IMG_0594.jpg
     
    stumbles, Jan 13, 2017
    #13
    medjah, lococacho, Biscuits and 3 others like this.
  14. Jan 13, 2017 at 6:58 PM
    #14
    lembowski

    #14
    lembowski Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2009
    Member:
    #20347
    Messages:
    6,882
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Matt
    Rolando, CA
    Vehicle:
    Jeeper Creeper
    It's not listed as an option. But a nice caucasian color would make those things pop.
     
    lembowski, Jan 13, 2017
    #14
    JaBoudy, Biscuits, RelentlessFab and 1 other person like this.
  15. Jan 13, 2017 at 6:59 PM
    #15
    jgantzler

    #15
    jgantzler Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2015
    Member:
    #159839
    Messages:
    575
    First Name:
    Jeremy
    Any color but pink would be a travesty
     
    jgantzler, Jan 13, 2017
    #15
  16. Jan 13, 2017 at 7:01 PM
    #16
    T4RFTMFW

    #16
    T4RFTMFW Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2014
    Member:
    #134525
    Messages:
    69,788
    Little small to be black.
     
    T4RFTMFW, Jan 13, 2017
    #16
    Biscuits likes this.
  17. Jan 13, 2017 at 7:01 PM
    #17
    JKO1998

    #17
    JKO1998 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2015
    Member:
    #156578
    Messages:
    52,777
    Gender:
    Male
    Utah
    Vehicle:
    Silver 07 4.0 V6 4X4 Cement 18 3.5 V6 4x4
    IMG_0283.jpg
     
    JKO1998, Jan 13, 2017
    #17
  18. Jan 13, 2017 at 7:04 PM
    #18
    stickyTaco

    #18
    stickyTaco Fuck Cancer

    Joined:
    Dec 11, 2012
    Member:
    #92904
    Messages:
    5,910
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Zack
    Reno/Tahoe
    Vehicle:
    '12 DCSB TRD-OR
    Fox/Dakar with Relentless goodies and stuff
    Why isn't desert tan an option?
     
    stickyTaco, Jan 13, 2017
    #18
    jberry813[OP] likes this.
  19. Jan 13, 2017 at 7:14 PM
    #19
    tetten

    #19
    tetten Cynical Twat Waffle

    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2014
    Member:
    #141581
    Messages:
    2,504
    First Name:
    Andy
    Socal
    You should weld on some jagged stringer beads, make them meaty AND veiny.
     
    tetten, Jan 13, 2017
    #19
    JaBoudy, Biscuits, scocar and 4 others like this.
  20. Jan 13, 2017 at 7:14 PM
    #20
    nvwiggins

    #20
    nvwiggins Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2013
    Member:
    #101079
    Messages:
    591
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    David
    Elko
    Vehicle:
    96 Tacoma, 85 T4R
    Tepui Kuenam Sky RTT.
    Just to be certain these are the rails in your rear correct? Whatever color you use make sure they will be protected, I hear it can get quite muddy back there....
     
    nvwiggins, Jan 13, 2017
    #20
    GPsevinSixx and jberry813[OP] like this.
Page 1 of 8
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Products Discussed in

Bushwacker Extend-A-Fender Extended Front & Rear Fender Flares | 4-Piece Set, Black, Smooth Finish | 31911-11 | Fits 1995-2004 Toyota Tacoma 4WD w/ 6.2' Bed
$479.99
3M VHB 100x200mm~ (4" X8") Double Sided Foam Adhesive Sheet Tape 5952 Automotive Mounting Industrial Grade Very High Bond 5952 (1 Sheets 100x200mm)
$5.99
Shoreline Marine SL52071 Battery Marine Terminal Kit
$9.99
Bracketron PHV-202-BL Grip-iT GPS and Mobile Device Holder (Black)
$9.00
Rust-Oleum 248914 Truck Bed Coating Spray, 15 oz, Black, 15 Ounce (Pack of 1)
$11.44
DRAIN COCK 1/4"
$10.62
Nilight GA0007 1 2Pin Way 16AWG Waterproof Wire 1.5mm Series Terminal Connector-5 Pack
$7.99
Cal Hawk Tools CAPTR11 Trim Removal Tool Kit
$13.96
Gorilla Automotive 71631NBC Acorn Black Chrome Wheel Locks (12mm x 1.50 Thread Size) Pack of 4
$17.48
QLT by MARSHALLTOWN Roller, J Roller Style, For Use by Plastic Laminate Installers, 13 x 3" Roller Size, Tiling Tools, JR008
$18.44
Vehicle OCD - Center Console Organizer for Toyota Tacoma (2005-2015) - Made in USA - SLX100
$19.98
ARKON Windshield Dash Suction Car Mount for XM and Sirius Satellite Radios Single T and AMPS Pattern Compatible, Black - SR114
$19.95
2005-2013 Toyota Tacoma LED Turn Signal Flasher, LM449 (CF18)
$16.98
Mobil 1 M1-102 / M1-102A Extended Performance Oil Filter
$14.52
Tri-Lynx 00015 Lynx Levelers - 10 Pack , Orange
$33.18
EZ-103 EZ Oil Drain Valve
$22.03
Blue Sea Systems 5025 ST Blade Fuse Block 6 Circuit with Ground and Cover
$23.60
Kidde FA110 Multi Purpose Fire Extinguisher 1A10BC, 1 Pack, red
$27.99
ARB CKSA12 Air Locker Accessories
$229.00
Hi-Lift Jack HL-485 48" Red All Cast Jack
$102.99
Mr. Heater MH12HB Hunting Buddy Portable Propane Heater - Indoor & Outdoor Use for Patio, Camping, Fishing, Hunting and Tailgating - Camouflage
$105.65
DEPO 312-1186P-US2 Replacement Headlight Set (This product is an aftermarket product. It is not created or sold by the OE car company), Black
$135.31
Focal Access 165 CA1 6.5" Coaxial Speaker Kit
$149.99
Pro Comp Alloys PXA69 17X9 6X5.5 F-BLK -6MM - PXA7069-7983
$149.53
Hi-Lift XT-605 60" X-TREME Jack
$145.41
Hi-Lift Jack XT485 48" Hi-Lift X-TREME Jack
$149.03
VIAIR Medium Duty Onboard Air System - 10003
$317.51
Viair 10005 Heavy Duty Onboard Air System
$432.95
Hi-Lift Jack HL-605 60" Red All-Cast Jack
$121.23
Hi-Lift Jack HL604 60" Hi-Lift Black Cast and Steel Jack
$113.98
Pop & Lock PL8510 Power Tailgate Lock for Toyota Tacoma
$131.66
T-Rex 20895 Horizontal Aluminum Polished Finish Billet Grille Insert for Toyota Tacoma
$202.65
aFe POWER Magnum FLOW OE Replacement Air Filter w/Pro DRY S Media for Toyota Tacoma 05-15 V6-4.0L #31-10114
$77.45
aFe POWER Magnum FLOW OE Replacement Air Filter w/Pro DRY S Media for Toyota Tacoma 05-23 L4-2.7L #31-10123
$77.45
Dupli-Color (TR250-6 PK Black Truck Bed Coating - 16.5 oz. Aerosol, (Case of 6)
$74.08
ISC Racers Tape HT2128 ISC Racerstape Surface Protection Tape / Helicopter Tape 2 " x 12', Transparent
$31.70
aFe POWER Magnum FLOW OE Replacement Air Filter w/Pro DRY S Media for Toyota Tacoma 95-04 V6-3.4L #31-10013
$93.00
Husky Liners - Rear Mud Guards | 2005-2015 Toyota Tacoma w/OEM Fender Flares & Mud Guards, Rear Set - Black, 2 Pc. | 57931
$55.99
Husky Liners - Front Mud Guards | 2005-2015 Toyota Tacoma w/OEM Fender Flares & Mud Guards, Front Set - Black, 2 Pc | 56931
$55.99
POP & Lock – Manual Tailgate Lock for Toyota Tacoma, Fits 1995 to 2004 Models, Anti Theft, Truck Tailgate Lock Replacement, Easy to Install, Made in The USA (Color Black, PL5100, Standard Lock)
$56.46
Toyota Genuine Parts 90915-YZZD3 Oil Filter 1 Case (QTY 10)
$52.74
Gorilla Automotive 21133BC Small Diameter Acorn Black 5 Lug Kit (12mm x 1.50 Thread Size) - Pack of 20
$39.99
To Top