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Limited Run of Penis Shaped Shovel/Axe Bed Rail Mounts

Discussion in 'Group Buys' started by jberry813, Jan 13, 2017.

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What Color?

  1. Red Rocket Red

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  2. Breast (giggity) Cancer Pink

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  3. Bigger Blacker Black

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  4. Molasses Brown with Small Black and Purple Highlights

    8.1%
  5. Fuck You Jason

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  1. Jan 13, 2017 at 8:16 PM
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    Joe23

    Joe23 Canuckistikian

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  2. Jan 13, 2017 at 8:18 PM
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    jberry813

    jberry813 [OP] Professional Fluffer Moderator

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    ...too much shit to list.
    2x4? How the hell could he find a bottle of Jager when he can't even find his keys?

    This is serious business. Need real commitments only.
     
  3. Jan 13, 2017 at 8:19 PM
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    Joe23

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  4. Jan 13, 2017 at 8:21 PM
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    23Skidoo

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  5. Jan 13, 2017 at 8:22 PM
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    GPsevinSixx

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    Depends on price and size. Anything for scale?
     
  6. Jan 13, 2017 at 8:22 PM
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    Joe23

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    wait how many colors are in the pride flag so I can paint each one that color then have it in order down the rail?
    Thats how many I need
     
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  7. Jan 13, 2017 at 8:22 PM
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    23Skidoo

    23Skidoo A thirsty fish

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    Two would be a stretch.
     
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  8. Jan 13, 2017 at 8:24 PM
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    916TacoTruck

    916TacoTruck BallzDeep is how I go

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  9. Jan 13, 2017 at 8:26 PM
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    jberry813

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    I'm working on pricing with the vendor. As for size...I'm 5'10" with a size 13 shoe.

    image.jpg
     
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  10. Jan 13, 2017 at 8:26 PM
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    That's got some girth to it! No flex?
     
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  11. Jan 13, 2017 at 8:28 PM
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    Taco Travis

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    Do they tend to shrink when in cold water?
     
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  12. Jan 13, 2017 at 8:29 PM
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    Untreated, probably a little rusty and scaley.
     
  13. Jan 13, 2017 at 8:30 PM
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    pending pricing I would take 2 pair for a total of 4 dick brackets. Serious!!!
     
  14. Jan 13, 2017 at 8:33 PM
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  15. Jan 13, 2017 at 8:37 PM
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    Is the quick fist included? Asking for a friend BTW.
     
  16. Jan 13, 2017 at 8:39 PM
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    Ok fabricator responded. This will be a one time run of exclusive jberry penis brackets.

    $44 shipped for a pair (yes two magnificent cock mounts) in the contenental US if you want bare (back) metal
    +20 for the quick fists (giggity)
    +$10 powder coated bigger blacker black.

    Anyone wanting a set, please PM me.
     
  17. Jan 13, 2017 at 8:55 PM
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    jberry813

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    And the crowd goes silent.
    Weenies
     
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  18. Jan 13, 2017 at 9:03 PM
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    fuck you





    @jberry...once you go black....
     
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  19. Jan 13, 2017 at 9:04 PM
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    GPsevinSixx

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    Ok, all the weenie talk. So are the two oblong holes where the bolts go for the bed rail, and the two smaller holes spread apart for the quickfist? What's the hooked tip portion for? Need to understand the jberry dick hook mount. I'd want a pair, seriously....
     
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  20. Jan 13, 2017 at 9:07 PM
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    scocar

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    I think they'd be more accessible mounted to your front bumper, and you should resurrect your hood scoop ornament of yore for the full effect.
     
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