Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

See, none of that really sounds good to me. I'm primarily carniverous though.

 

So bacon?

 

As long as it's crispy, but not burnt. I don't want noodle bacon.

 

My grandpa would put a strip on his finger and if it didnt hold flat - he would send it back to Gma for moar cookin

 

I work in la marque

you get used to eating in the ghetto

 

If my grandpa had done that my grandma would have hit him with the pan and knocked his mouth around to the other side of his face.

 

HAHA!!!! Im visualizing that and its cracking me up

 

She used to always say "Charlie, I'm a god fearing woman but you would drive the Pope to violence!"

 

HAHAHAA!!!! No THATS pretty funny. I may have to borrow that sometime!

 

I made the mistake of laying down in bed and now I don't know if I can get up. Too old, sore and tired.

 

GET THE HECK UP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

nighty night :]

 

Dragged this turd to the shop for its first oil change and new tires, just to see how the Tacoma would do.

Not as bad as I expected, but the trailer brakes definitely get a workout.

And then convinced the lady friend to help me spool cable onto the freshly installed winch!

 

Nice. I wish I could pull my car with the Runner but it's too damn fat.

 

Time for the plasma cutter and hole saw.

 

I like your style! sawz-all is way cheaper than more horsepower

 

I think you're suppose to put the trucks weight on the cable. Not human weight

 

Nah. Time for me to look for tow rig that can pull the V or Viper.

 

And cheaper than carbon fiber parts