Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Well I normally tw on my computer

Sadly

 

I see, I see.

 

Well, get those grammy glasses on, no need to stop.

 

Yes. Must destroy

I don't have glasses

 

I knew it!

 

He doesn't need a conversion, just a temporary crossover.

 

I TW 100% from my android

 

Thats what I do when Im not at work.

 

Hmm.. it's easy to tell when I use a phone, cuz suddenly there are capital letters..

 

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Just saying, I don't go out of my way to hit the shift key

 

LOL, Im really sorry but thats REDIKULUS!!! not sorry

 

Did you use the line I gave you?

 

I passed the fuck back out earlier and just woke up. What year is it?

 

yea yea, i dont care. its tooooo much work.

haha no, i thought about it.. ;p

 

I really hope I'm not getting sick. Outside of soreness from working out I'm just not feeling good today.

 

need to hear this ..

 

oh no!
mayeb all the weather changing? its super damp out today :/

 

"Hi is this [name withheld]? Yeah you're single now because you're a crybaby. Bye."

 

ehh thought it would be better tbh .. but savage for sure