Something you've done that 99.9% of TW members have not

so ur like on of those freerunner guys

 

You're French? LOL

Welcome to TW Mr. David Belle

 

yep me and my movie District 13

 

sorta.. i do parkour... its different than freerunning... freerunning is parkour but with tricking (flips spins tumbling etc)

 

crossed 60 grand into tijuana

 

I've been in the payload bay and on the flight deck of a Space Shuttle, Atlantis to be exact.

 

Went night Climbing at Josha Tree, CA using a headlamp.
I was lead climbing a 5.10c crack at about 40ft off the deck I heard clink, clink, clink, clink. My belayer asked me to place a new cam. I was never more focused in my entire life. The stars were so beautiful at the top.

 

Sucked milk out of a dead hogs tit.

Ate an entire box of Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies then intentionally shit my overalls in a movie theater.

Slapped by a stripper then tossed out of the strip club because I put my thumb in her butt during a lapdance. (Cassidys Polo Grill--Amarillo, Texas) She had told me 'no', but her body language said 'yes'. I guess she really did mean no. I apologize if that was one of yalls sister.

 

I mooned a chick in my cousin's truck and we got pulled over. The cop's wife and 4 year old kid saw everything

 

I bow to you sir

 

I towed a buddy in a boat on land going 55mph. (video on youtube)

hmmm too much stuff to list. Let me think.

 

ND's mom

 

Lol, I did something like that once, But It was me in a Boat, and we were going 60 ish down the street, People look at you with a WTF? look on their face.

 

Lol. Yea this was a dirt road. So we were leaving a dust trail making us even more noticeable.

 

last night i stuffed a strippers bra in the side pocket of my shorts real quick then walked two blocks to the next strip club and gave the bra to another stripper who then put it on for her next dance... bout all i got right now

I was 200 yards from a B-2 bomber crash in guam...

 

This one might be a little weird. I worked for my Grandfather burying dead people. He worked for the Mortuary so he opened and closed all the graves for them. I actually dug them by hand for about 5 yrs, for summer money. One time we actually had to dig someone up and transfer them to another coffin. That was about the most awfullest smell ever and they were not fully decomposed yet. There was still skin left on the person and clothing. The Body was about 3 yrs old and the person was in there 70's.

 

hiked the entire apalacian trail
ran a 70ft drop in my jefe
had sex on a portaledge 8 pitches off the ground (400 meters)

 

Scored a goal in the 1980s Olympic Rink Lake Placid, NY where Team USA 's Miracle on Ice took place.

 

Been deeper than designed test depth in a nuclear powered submarine.
Been washed from the open bridge to the control room while the boat (submarine) was on the surface in the Irish Sea.
Listened to a Super Bowl on AFRTS Radio while submerged at 180 feet.
Drank my dolphins standing on a table with my shirt on backwards at a bar in Rota, Spain.
Woke up in a long planting trough on the ferry pier in Palau, Italy (northern tip of Sardinia).
Rode in the cockpit of a LCAC making a landing in Kuwait.
Had the rum I purchased in Bermuda and stored in a torpedo tube of a diesel boat, blown to sea when the boat shot a water slug from the wrong tube.
Got slightly intoxicated drinking beer and "Famous Grouse" aboard the HMS Osiris.
Survived a winter in Holy Loch, Scotland.
And....a few others that are also very boring "adventures"

 

Haha, I towed my brother in one of those janitor trash cart things behind my bronco down a dirt road at about 10 mph. he started fishtailing and eventually got ejected out lol. He ended up breaking his arm.