Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I am! I even had a dream I did it and got into a police chase. The news camera made it look like the cops we re chasing a donut

 

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Oh! That could work. It'll take awhile for it to dry. Before you can use it look

 

Probably just get a few cheap cans of different color paint for the sprinkles

 

Just hit up Stalkers glitter stash. You know she has a closet full of it, just getting her to let some go....

 

You want me to die?

 

Dibz on truck

 

I just want to see it on the news.

 

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUCK!!!

 

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Woman kills a man for touching her glitter stash.
Oddly enough the man smelt like donuts the officers told us

 

Nah, I want to see the pics of your corpse under a few piles of glitter. We'll miss you, but will hold onto that pic for sometime.

 

Home Depot has it. They also have pink glitter rustoleum should you need it for anything.

 

Just had a drunk driver do a hit and run right in front of our store. Couple of people just getting to work turned around and chased him down to lead the police to find him.

 

Drunk before 10:30 in the morning? Damn.

 

Did it have a spare that looked like a pink sprinkle donut?

 

Sound's like my days off lol

 

i wouldn't kill you.. I'd just put it on you

so pretty