Anyone know this bozo?

Yes.

Frankly, I was hoping once he got out of the truck and was standing between the wall and his truck where it had been bashed against the wall violently several times already, it would have clearly and obviously popped his body like a zit so the Coast Guard could de-escalate and call of a live rescue and turn it into a corps recovery after the seas died down. If that is a thing. I have no idea of heir protocols. @ForeRunner can you shed some facts on this.

But he will probably sue the local authority for not putting up a locked gate to keep stupid fuckers like him out.

This is why we can't have nice things.

 

*corpse

 

Clearly too stupid to be able to reverse a few hundred yards.

dammit

*shark food

 

If you're gonna Bro Hard you have to Bro All the Way.

 

Nissan for sale....minor water damage.

 

The Coast Guard said:

I'll report back tomorrow AM after my shift with the outcome.

 

Check this out @uurx

 

lol i know i watched it this morning..

the part that got me was when he got out of the truck and was between the truck and the cement wall as a wave was coming in... talk about a bone cruncher..

 

That was unbelievable, and demonstrates how oblivious he is. Made me think he was wasted on something. That is a sheer lack of natural self-preservation instinct.

 

That was a bit intense. I grew up on the Oregon Coast and even the dumbest tahr chewin rednecks knew not to DRIVE OUT ON THE JETTY DURING A GODDAMN STORM.
Definitely a tourist from out of town thinking, "oooooo, let's go look at the pretty WAVES! What could possibly go wrong?"

And I knew the chopper rescue was coming. I'm sure they were fucking thrilled to go out on that call.

I mean, there's dumb and then there's... that dude.

 

The wave at 0:44 likely snapped his drivers tie rod end, then game over, just like stupid, you can't fix it.

 

If it were a Toyota no rescue would've been necessary! He could've drove it out of there

 

Maybe that was his point.... first time I saw him get out of the truck his body language said.... " I I I jus don'th care anymore..... " I think maybe the idea of not only drowning but being crushed into fish food changed his mind.

His plans got ruined by all that water..... He go Bro'd over bro. Just sayin....

 

What a waste of a good taco...stupidest thing ive ever seen

 

Someone doesn't read good, no tacos were harmed in this video.

 

Epic sig gif

 

This threads not locked yet, yes!
I'm just here too to see what ever became of the truck

 

She's pretty talented and plays more than just the drums.

 

not nearly as nice as yours though.

What is that scene from anyway?