Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I always park in the last spot next to the grass. So the grass would have been the obvious choice.

 

Too open, need to hide the act. Do you know nothing about ralphing rules?

 

Unemployment is better than losing dignity lol

 

Silly kids and your misplaced life goals.

 

Like corn on the cob

 

I do everything in my power not to vomit.

 

In my line of work dicks fly at me all the time, just take them one at a time, it's easier

 

But just think what your rate could be if you could handle more than one at a time.

 

Do you still have the casa in la Porte?

 

Yeah

 

That's called multi-dicking. If there's 2, it's a double dick, up to 8 you have octo-dicking, and 10 well that's decka-dicking. Only the pros can hang there

 

Man I'm glad I don't work in the same industry as @Large. Seems like it would be a tough job.

 

I'ma crash there for a couple days next time I get a layoff so I can goto center Street early and daily.

 

Yea it's a real pain in his ass I bet.

 

Aight

My ass is still a virgin

 

For now. Need that promotion? Bend over.

 

Well been living in the new house since Friday night. Been moving in since Wednesday and the old house is empty but the garage is still half full. Gotta go over there today and try to make another dent in it.

 

Can a bro get some pics of the carnage atleast?

 

I suppose after breakfast