Ladies on TW?

I do handstands everyday for counteracting! LOL

 

PIcs or it didn't happen *zing*

 

Ain't that the truth......

 

I myself think it easier if proof is shown versus spoken of. Less dancing around, haha

 

@aero3685

 

The fuck are you doing in this thread?

 

Not sure ....I clicked on the picture on the front page and it took me here....oppsie.. sorry ladies I am an idiot.

 

You boys need to y'on get!!!
'fore we stick MTgirl on ya!!





.....jk .. you're alright as long as you don't cause too much trouble. @Normagene is one to watch out for though. Haha.

 

R u calling me a boy????

Boy......I think u hurt my feelings.

 

Nooo!! I meant if they give us trouble you'd be all over that shit, lol.

 

Sorry, could not resist..

And no SNOW DANCING this weekend.....Flying to Boston and driving to NH for the weekend..

I know you have "connections" to be "Creative" with the weather...

Mind my manners, Good evening Ladies

 

Ok then......but I have to admit I'm definitely a Tomboy! I have way way more male friends.

Guys just have the best toys, be it trucks, muscle cars, and guns/firepower! Love comparing bad guy stories and who got the worst scum off the streets.

I will say I look damn good in a little black dress and heels. I can hold my own at any fancy/schmancy event/party.

But any day of the week I'd much rather be in my Racing suit running hot laps around the track. Always trying to do just a little better than the last lap. Fun Fun Fun!

 

The Dream

Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his
sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your
sleep, Ray.'

Ray was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'

St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

Ray was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.

The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
'Not bad,' replied Ray the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gunna explode!'

'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'

'Never,' said Ray.

'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!

He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg - his joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard . . .

"Ray, wake up! You shit the bed!"

Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be!

 

Tomboy and gender of friends aren't always the same, but I get what you mean. Pics of black dress and heels so we can judge hahahaha..

I relate, my wife is the same way. She can work on a house better than I could ever learn to.

 

Most of my female friends that have more male friends have one common thread..less drama and BS.

 

Ya but you gotta put them in their place right away. Men are always thinking about SEX

And that's Not a Friendship

Most men and women see things differently. LOL

 

No Friends w/benefits here.

Happily married w/a spouse that's still Madly in Love w/me!

Plus we're still in that "honeymoon" phase!!!

Although men are indeed very simple minded. Something w/round objects seems to effect their judgement.

Every Mall needs one of these:

 

My house needs one

 

Ya you're gett'n old......