Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

But apparently he's got some purdy lips....

 

I suppose I shall wait then

 

anyone listening to the 104.1 morning show? This shit is hilarious to me this morning. they have tom arnold, tracy morgan, christopher walken, and al pacino in there. I think al pacino left now, but this is cracking me up.

 

I was under 1000' sucka!

Sec. 63.012. LOCATION OF DUNE PROTECTION LINE. The dune protection line shall not be located further landward than a line drawn parallel to and 1,000 feet landward of the line of mean high tide of the Gulf of Mexico.

 

I have pretty much stopped listening to the radio in Houston because the channels all keep changing. Sometimes I tune back in just in time to hear a host screeching in my ear and flip back to XM.

 

well i will put it like this, i have never wanted to listen to the morning show at work enough to download the app for the station (in my case 104.1 krbe) and listen to it at work. This has me rolling this morning.

 

Interesting

 

Yeah, I thought so too. Here is the link to the Natural Resources Code, Chapter 63 Dunes. You may find it good material to reference, as often as your on the coast. Keep me posted next time you decide to go, I'm always down for fishing.

http://www.statutes.legis.state.tx.us/Docs/NR/htm/NR.63.htm

 

Didn't you once tell me, "I'm not gay, but 20 dollars is 20 dollars."

 

Gay for Pay tho

 

He's a professional welder now, so it's "$200 is $200".

 

so you're not supposed to drive on dunes that are 1000' close to the average tide level?

 

So I took a break from moving to play with some of my old toys that recently rediscovered whole moving. Yes that's Batman in the driver's seat and Robin riding shotgun.

 

My son has those same trucks!! Not that old of toys

 

Those Tonkas are 20+ years old. The black truck is kinda new

 

If anyone needs to buy..... anything! Or have questions about anything. Call anytime! thus guy
He taped his flyer on my shop window.. figured I'd help him out by posting it on the interweb

 

Be nice, he paid extra to get those paper name stubs cut somewhat close to the dotted line.

 

Ill be nice. When I call demanding advertising fees!