New England B.S. Thread

Don't look it up, just let her do it and learn through experience.

 

i feel good about being single, but reading romantic things like this make me kinda sad i don't have someone like this in my life....

you slap her hard enough with that thing you'll give her what she wants

 

Oh that makes sense

 

Maybe she will return the favor with a rusty trombone..

 

As the old saying goes: swang the thang you brang

 

She might! She's sweet like that.

Well fuckers, Friday afternoon has arrived for me, I'm off to Pittsburg NH for a long weekend of snowmobiling and debauchery. If I'm not in the Bettey Ford Clinic on Monday I'll catch up with y'all then.

 

I know where there are some good meetings hahahah

 

Haha never heard that one actually

 

Same here.

Since we're on the subject:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LDMvbORMEEE

 

Single life - buying chocolates with alcohol in them and consuming them with more alcohol.

 

Woo single awareness day...

 

This will be my first time observing single awareness day in like 7 years. I'm looking forward to it

 

Y'all could all meet up at a strip club... But I've heard the ones in Boston are pretty bad.

 

That sounds disgusting.

You know, now that I think about it I don't think I've celebrated Single Awareness Day (SAD) since I was like 15...

 

I'd be up for a trip depending on the night. RI has a couple of good ones, damn if I remember where I saw Jesse Jane a couple yrs ago there

 

The girls behind the bar are always better looking than the ones taking their clothes off.

 

My friend works at one in ct. Buuuuut I don't think so

 

Personally Feb 14th is a wretched day in my book. Nothing to do with the "holiday". Lost my grandpa in 2002 on that day

 

2 years running for me. The drastic changes to my evo/taco has been expedited since I started following singlism. The vehicular gods have been good to me.

 

One bonus to be sure.