AZ BS Thread 4²0

Any religion that prohibits bacon is not for me. America will not stand by and allow the cured and crispy gift from our creator to be torn from our grasp.

 

Im the nicest asshole you'll meat

 

Is fire a euphemism for boners?

 

I think I'm 10 hours ahead. It is about 6:30AM here

 

I get up then to get to work.

 

As someone who is currently experiencing the future... run... it only gets worse.

 

Over here you have to hit 141.622kmh to time travel

 

I did a while back. I suggest Fundillo grande as an alternative as I am partial to them.

 

And Korea, China, Russia,. Comifornia is going to be broke up into several different countries which is IC by me. The only Americans allowed into AZ when this happens will be gun cariyng Tacoma driving and beer drinking people's

 

Woow there little buddy no need to pull out the C word. You can throw cheesecake and expect not be called on it. I love cheesecake so where is that said cheesecake at.

 

Fuck that. Let the insults fly. The only requirement is that you stop once the insulted is in the corner rocking him or herself back and forth in the fetal position trying to comfort themselves. Then and only then is it OK to stop talking shit. Any more would be wastfull because they have already shutdown and are no longer listening.

 

Won't be funny when she gets pissed and takes half.

 

I have a vertically challenged friend that always has a really hard time getting into my truck. My truck isn't that tall so I always give him shit for it. He takes every opportunity to get me back, its great.

 

If she gets pissed and takes half, it won't be because of the short jokes... more likely the truck parts.

 

Shits getting feisty in here

 

Howdy