AZ BS Thread 4²0

How @Brian007Taco plans to win your heart over

 

Welp, it looks like I'm moving to Phoenix the first week of April, if all goes to plan!

So now my logistics challenge is my 1st truck-load of stuff... aside from that boring stuff like clothes and my computer, I want to bring basic tools, my 2nd set of wheels with my A/T's (gonna make the marathon drive on the stock street tires), and a jack, but I don't have a locking tonneau to hide all that from sticky fingers relieving me of the shit out of my bed when I stop for overnights. Even with a cable lock thru the tires I'm worried someone might get a hard-on for it and get creative.

Batshit crazy idea- if I can't work something else out like a POD or Uhaul, would someone in the greater Phoenix area be willing to "rent" a tonneau for about a week? Pull it off your long bed, ship it to me in PA, I use it to cover & lock my shit on the way down, once I arrive we can pull it back off and you go on your merry way a few bucks richer!

 

That dude is such a fucking dick head. Haha, yeah I've been on a hiatus for sure. College is a bitch.

Hey everyone. Been a looooong time. Hope everyone is doing well.

 

It was 28° and I was riding a 100 miles on my motorcycle.

 

Hi sweetheart, we miss you!

 

I don't want to be the best man. I just want an invite to the big day

 

Two chickens in the smoker for snacks and appetizers for tomorrow.

 

UHaul trailers are cheap @Nitori, then you can drop it off local and not worry about it. That's what I'd do.

 

Time to buy an adventure trailer... it's for the move! The RTT on it can be used to save money on a hotel.

 

I just looked at a uhaul, they actually have a cute little baby 4 foot tall one that would be plenty to lock my tools and shit in & still see over easily,

but uh...

I don't have a tow hitch. My Taco is the Utility package which comes the rear seat delete & no hitch at all. I was planning on eventually getting a plate bumper with a hidden hitch.

 

Can't you put a trailer ball in the bumper? Wouldn't imagine the little trailer would be to much for the bumper pull.

 

Weird, the black paint fell off, the cab grew and also more electronics appeared on the interior!!

I present the new truck!!!

 

Very nice!

 

That's the problem right there you keeps fuckin with Tigers when it sounds like you need a Lion . . .



Plus you're forgetting the basic fundamentals that men are simple and basic so you need to spell shit out for us. The direct approach is typically the best approach !!

 

Here's a fun fact for you, EVERY Male Hand you've every hand shook with has had a dick in it !!

Women, think about the last direct contact and now think about all that 'indirect' contact.

I'll Let That Sink In For A Moment - Have A Nice Day ! ! !

 

Where do you live currently?

 

If you've ever donated blood, you could be filling up some dude's hardon right now