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Just checking. My wife, as I mentioned earlier in this thread, drinks as much beer as I do, likes football and hates shopping. I love her.

Oh, and I made sure she was a girl before we got married.

 

Well I gotta say you certainly know how to get a man's attention!!!

 

We need to figure out a French nickname for Chad.

 

How long have you been married?

 

@Roll Tide will be busy tonight!

 

Chadaouioui

Wee wee

 

Well, we got married twice actually, but the short answer is eight years.

 

I'll just keep posting the most horrific unflattering pictures I can possible find of myself. Shit, I already do it on IG, might as well start doing it here too.

 

How long have you been married @batshitcrazy ?

 

Not a bad run. I heard the first three is the hardest then after seven it's smooth sailing.

Mine is pretty smooth, going to be our five year coming up this year.

 

5 years, but we've been together for eight or nine I think.

 

The first time was on New Year's Eve on a boat on the Nile in Luxor Egypt. Baptist minister but no marriage license.
Second time was the following Valentine's Day by two friends who were judges. Legally that time.

 

I support this message.

 

You can drink on most antibiotics you know

 

Awe, that's kind of cute.

I was scared to ask cause I know sometimes people get divorced and remarried and there's usually a bunch of drama associated with it

 

Key is to rarely bathe, never brush hair or mouth, make up is a huge no no, acustom yourself to a really weird gait, wear sweats every day, preferably dirty, and limp around making really weird faces and noises all day. Helps if your drunk and laughing to yourself all the time.

BAM! Wife material.