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Funny, you don't look like Dog the Bounty Hunter ??

 

I have someone big and scary and originally he told me he'd be down and now I think he's backing out.

I wish I was brave like I used to be.

 

Ya I just need to fill out a small form that says where and when I did it and sign it or whatever. It's super minor.

 

What'd I miss?

 

TW-Life,,, so,,, nothing.

 

More butter sir?

 

Apparently I'm going to go to some fools door scantily clad, wearing a camera helmet and wielding an axe. Apparently at this point hell want to take me out to lunch. When it comes time to give him my phone number I'm going to serve him papers. Either that or poison myself if I can't handle the stress.

 

Won't be helpful, you need to be prepared to taze someone else, not yourself.

 

...and this is why Internet advice "might" not be the greatest...

 

Serve? Like divorce or court appearance papers?

 

Servin these lbs foo!

 

If you're gonna wear a helmet cam and carry an axe, you should honestly just be naked.


And, I'm gonna need photos.

 

Restraining order papers.

 

You first.

 

How'd you get pictures of me??