New England B.S. Thread

i should get something even more perishable. like avocados

 

Ooh, and Bananas! And keep them in the same bag together, with an apple!

 

plow or shovel yuck. I have never had to shovel in front of my truck in 7 years and it's kind of a challenge not to. I shovel the sidewalk and maybe for the Subaru if the plow doesn't get to it yet.

im good friends with the DPW guys that do my part of town they hit the burm on both driveways. All I do is supply them with some soda in the summer, awful snapchats, and some beers when they come and visit.

 

I just had an avacdado

 

grocery store was on generators, they were scrambling to get all the meat and stuff put away. got some canned goods and water hehe

 

I thought you didn't have any snow yet

 

we didn't until like 9. now we have a couple inches

 

The truck got wet while I was shoveling....

 

whats the pay? I can start today and be there in 6 hours give or take an hour. I can spend your money like a banji. please include your w2 so I can plan dinner accordingly

 

This brings tears to me eyes. I now know that in 20 years a perfect Tacoma will be saved unless you sell it.

 

As in "get off my lawn" or "I'll go alone"?

 

as in he has the best yard on the street, people are scared of him, and the only person he looks out for is the little asian girl next door who makes him cookies

 

Getting plenty of thunder with this storm here! haven't seen any lightning yet, but bet I will

 

Then you usually end up with an adult child who refuses to do anything remotely resembling a grown up and your world revolves around cleaning up theirs. Ask me how I know.

 

No sir

 

I like chocolate chip please.

Just heard a good 30 seconds of loud thunder. I now have 2 cats on my lap cringing

 

OOOHHH NNNOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Thunder snow is sweet

 

And people think cats are dumb... I have a dog hiding in the closet and a dog wanting to go outside to do battle with the loud thing.

 

the thunder is pretty crazy. i keep trying to knock the snow off my evergreens. if the break i'm going to have to see my neighbors