Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

LMAO my work is fine with swearing but the loud moaning & panting definitely raised some eyebrows

 

This came up linked to that.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zz2jcC3nfns&ebc=ANyPxKqzr6Wwwo-2UXnLbMDJji_0qx-1MUclNkoebqMl0Q4zmrCaWVLM6gFBkXqXZRGmIerljBbDPx5q6w_sHC9RUnnNBGkgzw&oref=https://www.youtube.com/embed/pWMsDDkMHYQ?wmode=opaque&has_verified=1&layout=mobile&client=mv-google
I don't get it!?! We used to have better ways to get a girl excited!
I have a appreciation for a nice stereo in a car, but that is not music it's just noise!

 

Since we're in the WTF thread, here ya go: http://www.viberider.com/

 

Well there isn't a microphone on earth that can pick up those levels of sound, so we're hearing just a tiny slice of what they are. That truck would be fun except for trying to avoid theft everywhere you parked. The REAL WTF is why he let that nice young lady leave without giving her the spare hotel room key... even Ray Charles could see she was hot to trot!!

 

I just had my very own WITAF moment. Actually it's still in progress...

My cat was on the kitchen counter. A major no no in this house. I went to the sink and could hear something from the drain/P trap.

Disassembled the trap and out pops this little thing!
It's alive. Breathing is a little labored. May have aspirated some yuck water... Rinsed off the nastiness, now we sit in front of a small space heater drying out, with it perched on my pinky.

 

How did it get in there? Do you have a screen on the vent pipe on the roof? That's some next level WTF right there.

 

thats about the only way I could see it get in this time of year...

 

I'm almost positive there's no screen. But damn. All the way down and into the P trap?!??

Screens going on asap

 

I think Tweety is fine. It just shit on my hand...

 

A separate wtf moment

 

Well, they say a Bird In Hand is Worth 2.... nevermind

But it could gave been worse. At the gas station with the window down. I think the flock that shat on and in my truck must be related to your feathered friend.

 

Damn.

 

Birds have it tough. Check out this poor fella. That's a bloodthirsty weasel trying to rip out a woodpecker's jugular!

"A fowl in flight, a frenzy o' fear...a little defecation is forgiven." J. Edgar Hoover.

 

...^^^...

 

Straighten up and fly right!

 

Old pic but seems prescient

 

Look at the pride in that eagle's eye. It glimmers with just the right amount of satisfaction and barely contained lust. But then...look at the disdain etched on the face of that noble, shirtless, totalitarian Ruski. May you and I, dear friend, never know the heartbreak of our feathered brethren!

I did a quick search for "heartbroken birds" and this picture of OJ showed up.

 

Be sure you have Wet Okoles on your passenger seat