Colorado B.S. Thread

Not quite sure how I ended up being the candidate for a dick necklace.

 

Welcome home Judas Prius, aka The Silver Widow.

Namaste, biotches!

 

Can that make it over the cracks in your driveway?

 

Oh dear lord

 

The reason it's in the driveway is because I don't think it can make it over the concrete ledge that has formed between my garage and sunken driveway.


Seriously

 

I've already got honked at for not accelerating off the line quick enough.

 

To be fair, that was probably also a common occurrence in your truck.

 

True.

But in my truck that was my discretion.

In Judas I have no choice.

 

It's ladies night

 

Emphasis on the plural?

 

There's 3 in here now

 

Ah... you're at an establishment.

Thought you were going to try and juggle three GFs in one night again.

Keep me posted though.

Oh... and if it helps you score, by all means mention you have a friend who drives a Prius.

 

Possibly double header for the weekend thru Wednesday.
Will probably make jokes about friends new Prius.

 

@tcBob can this be the new banner?

 

Okay... since you all care:

The previous owner treated this thing like shit. I'm praying to the Toyota gods that he had the good sense to keep up on the scheduled maintenance... but holy hell the interior was awful. Beyond repulsive. He never cleaned it in the 6 years he owned it. So I actually brought it to a great detail shop in town and paid them $150 for the interior. Two guys and 10 hours of work each later it's almost brand new on the inside.

Seeing the condition of the interior, I checked the cabin air filter. None in place. So $15 later, a new one installed.

The previous owner also FUBAR'd the driver's side headlight assembly when trying to replace the bulb, so I'm going to buy two new OEM assemblies and replace the low beam bulbs while I'm at it. All total that will be $500.

And I replaced all three wiper blades today with them fancy Rain X ones. On sale at Walmart for $7 each.

Near future efforts:

Debage and de-decal
Window tint
Paint the wheel covers black

She'll look tough after those cosmetic upgrades.

 

Cool story bro.

 

This would be perfect in the bastardized old man choo choo thread.
Hell, it's practically a fiat.
Guess you'll take it up the Poudre now huh?

 

I actually concur.

Or should I create a build thread in the "Other Builds" forum?

Is that a euphemism?

 

Pretty sure a Prius build thread won't make a full page. I say stick it in the choo choo thread.

 

Got it covered.