AZ BS Thread 4²0

Rashnu · Feb 10, 2017

phx13 said: ↑

Did my taxes, so then offered to do them for my <dumbass> brother in law since hes having custody issues with his separated wife. More or less, she is broke AF and is planning on filing first so that she gets to claim the kids, who lived with him all 2016 since they were still together. She has no income, he makes $25k / year.

So I sit down and run the numbers on taxslayer. He has ZERO taxes taken out of his paycheck for federal & state. He tells me that he has never gotten a return, and I'm like WTF because they have 2 kids.

Run the numbers, his refund amount is $7301. $5301 for EITC, and then $2k for the kids.

So then I rerun it because he said he has never gotten a return. Same results.

So then I look at all his prior returns. Dude has had his grandma (92 years old) do them his entire life. She has always just put down his income on the form and then nothing else besides their ssns, and filed on paper.

1. How the fuck is he getting $7301 back and didn't even pay taxes? MFer.
2. How the hell you gonna have your 92 year old Grandma do your taxes? He tells me "well, she should know the tax code since she's old".

THAT'S THE MENTALITY OF MY INLAWS SOMETIMES.
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....wow...so your cut is what 20% for getting him a return?

Daria · Feb 10, 2017

RPS1030 said: ↑

Because KOH!

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Would watch. But working.

phx13 · Feb 10, 2017

Rashnu said: ↑

....wow...so your cut is what 20% for getting him a return?
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I'm waiting to see what he offers me as a thanks..... I figure that if he wants to be thankful, then I'll amend the past years returns.

Truthfully, MFer will prob say "thanks" and that's it.

2ndGenJonny · Feb 10, 2017

BawlzTaco said: ↑

Driving to Tucson. Meh! @DukesTaco I'll wave when I drive by unless you want to help me load a chair into the back of my van? What size are you?
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Ill put a chair in the back of your van...

RPS1030 said: ↑

Because KOH!

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Stumbles looks like hes doing the walk of shame from your RTT

Cr250jumper · Feb 10, 2017

phx13 said: ↑

Did my taxes, so then offered to do them for my <dumbass> brother in law since hes having custody issues with his separated wife. More or less, she is broke AF and is planning on filing first so that she gets to claim the kids, who lived with him all 2016 since they were still together. She has no income, he makes $25k / year.

So I sit down and run the numbers on taxslayer. He has ZERO taxes taken out of his paycheck for federal & state. He tells me that he has never gotten a return, and I'm like WTF because they have 2 kids.

Run the numbers, his refund amount is $7301. $5301 for EITC, and then $2k for the kids.

So then I rerun it because he said he has never gotten a return. Same results.

So then I look at all his prior returns. Dude has had his grandma (92 years old) do them his entire life. She has always just put down his income on the form and then nothing else besides their ssns, and filed on paper.

1. How the fuck is he getting $7301 back and didn't even pay taxes? MFer.
2. How the hell you gonna have your 92 year old Grandma do your taxes? He tells me "well, she should know the tax code since she's old".

THAT'S THE MENTALITY OF MY INLAWS SOMETIMES.
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The IRS is holding all returns that have EIC or child tax credits for few weeks this year, they will not even start processing those returns until the end of this month. I guess its to do extra audits and cut down on multiple people filing the same child, so be careful claiming the children if she may try and claim them too

phx13 · Feb 10, 2017

Cr250jumper said: ↑

The IRS is holding all returns that have EIC or child tax credits for few weeks this year, they will not even start processing those returns until the end of this month. I guess its to do extra audits and cut down on multiple people filing the same child, so be careful claiming the children if she may try and claim them too
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They're processing on Feb 15th.

Told him to call her and tell her he filed & that even though he has the kids & had them all last year & she had no income, that he would still give her $1k or whatever.

JerryTaco · Feb 10, 2017

RPS1030 said: ↑

Because KOH!

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So jealous!!! You fuckers better drink at least a half dozen beers for me

KevinK · Feb 10, 2017

Enjoihavok said: ↑

I won't be there long maybe 30-60mins after work stopping by to say hi. I just have my pro grill, rims and pelfreybilt rear. Everything else is piled up in the garage hopefully going up next Saturday with jerry.
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Rashnu said: ↑

Hmmm....or maybe we can hold a last minute mod day somewhere and get your stuff taken care of....what all do you have to do?
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Guys, mini mod day at my house tomorrow....

KevinK said: ↑

REMINDER: Mini Mod Day at my house Saturday

I have some tools, I have some parts, and I have some beer - but the more of each, the better. We'll probably start @n0tRyan 's shock swap around 8 am, so come over anytime around then. I'll grill some hotdogs and hamburgers for lunch. Post-install shakedown run will be at Butcher Jones and Sycamore Creek in the afternoon/evening/maybe Sunday morning if it all goes pear shaped.

279 W Desert Ave, Gilbert, AZ

Send newds
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DukesTaco · Feb 10, 2017

BawlzTaco said: ↑

Driving to Tucson. Meh! @DukesTaco I'll wave when I drive by unless you want to help me load a chair into the back of my van? What size are you?
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S O B. I am in El Paso with work today just got here at 5am. Won't be getting back to Tucson til around 12 tomorrow. Iam a size 13 mister. A chair won't work. I can't sleep with apussy that can't lift a chair. Well unless he's got a cast on one arm. Then I would help and bring him a sanoran hot dog. S O B. Is for son of a bitch. Not for sob.

KevinK · Feb 10, 2017

RPS1030 said: ↑

Because KOH!

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You have all my jelly

BlazingTaco · Feb 10, 2017

DukesTaco said: ↑

S O B. I am in El Paso with work today just got here at 5am. Won't be getting back to Tucson til around 12 tomorrow. Iam a size 13 mister. A chair won't work. I can't sleep with apussy that can't lift a chair. Well unless he's got a cast on one arm. Then I would help and bring him a sanoran hot dog. S O B. Is for son of a bitch. Not for sob.
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A 13? I like curvy girls! I just need you to help guide the chair in.

Mental note, add lotion to grocery list.

DukesTaco · Feb 10, 2017

phx13 said: ↑

Did my taxes, so then offered to do them for my <dumbass> brother in law since hes having custody issues with his separated wife. More or less, she is broke AF and is planning on filing first so that she gets to claim the kids, who lived with him all 2016 since they were still together. She has no income, he makes $25k / year.

So I sit down and run the numbers on taxslayer. He has ZERO taxes taken out of his paycheck for federal & state. He tells me that he has never gotten a return, and I'm like WTF because they have 2 kids.

Run the numbers, his refund amount is $7301. $5301 for EITC, and then $2k for the kids.

So then I rerun it because he said he has never gotten a return. Same results.

So then I look at all his prior returns. Dude has had his grandma (92 years old) do them his entire life. She has always just put down his income on the form and then nothing else besides their ssns, and filed on paper.

1. How the fuck is he getting $7301 back and didn't even pay taxes? MFer.
2. How the hell you gonna have your 92 year old Grandma do your taxes? He tells me "well, she should know the tax code since she's old".

THAT'S THE MENTALITY OF MY INLAWS SOMETIMES.
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Send him to a tax guy. He needs to re do all his taxes for the last 5 years or more and you don't want anything to do with that mess.

LTacoman · Feb 10, 2017

Happy Friday Err'one

anyone care to give a summary of the last 13 pages?

Cr250jumper · Feb 10, 2017

MaverickTRD said: ↑

maybe the EIC, but I already got my tax return (2 child tax credits included) last week
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Damn they are cheating me lol! This is what I got so far

DukesTaco · Feb 10, 2017

phx13 said: ↑

Did my taxes, so then offered to do them for my <dumbass> brother in law since hes having custody issues with his separated wife. More or less, she is broke AF and is planning on filing first so that she gets to claim the kids, who lived with him all 2016 since they were still together. She has no income, he makes $25k / year.

So I sit down and run the numbers on taxslayer. He has ZERO taxes taken out of his paycheck for federal & state. He tells me that he has never gotten a return, and I'm like WTF because they have 2 kids.

Run the numbers, his refund amount is $7301. $5301 for EITC, and then $2k for the kids.

So then I rerun it because he said he has never gotten a return. Same results.

So then I look at all his prior returns. Dude has had his grandma (92 years old) do them his entire life. She has always just put down his income on the form and then nothing else besides their ssns, and filed on paper.

1. How the fuck is he getting $7301 back and didn't even pay taxes? MFer.
2. How the hell you gonna have your 92 year old Grandma do your taxes? He tells me "well, she should know the tax code since she's old".

THAT'S THE MENTALITY OF MY INLAWS SOMETIMES.
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phx13 said: ↑

I'm waiting to see what he offers me as a thanks..... I figure that if he wants to be thankful, then I'll amend the past years returns.
It's OK to slap him. Trust me it is.

Truthfully, MFer will prob say "thanks" and that's it.
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BawlzTaco said: ↑

A 13? I like curvy girls! I just need you to help guide the chair in.

Mental note, add lotion to grocery list.
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So I can put it in the basket. thats some sick sense of humor right there. And if you are laughing you are a little disturbed too.

BlazingTaco · Feb 10, 2017

DukesTaco said: ↑

So I can put it in the basket. thats some sick sense of humor right there. And if you are laughing you are a little disturbed too.
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But what if I wasn't laughing?

BlazingTaco · Feb 10, 2017

Daria · Feb 10, 2017

Can I get a credit for not having kids?

KevinK · Feb 10, 2017

LTacoman said: ↑

Happy Friday Err'one

anyone care to give a summary of the last 13 pages?
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DukesTaco · Feb 10, 2017

BawlzTaco said: ↑

But what if I wasn't laughing?
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Then you are not the man I thought you were. You can't tease me with a van ride some weight loos and smoother skin and not follow through.

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