ASSHOLE PARKING

They will probably hire him/her, too. (Note the sign)

 

He's already got experience with the mail delivery vehicle...

 

Can't scratch them rims yo!

 

My grandma gave me a stack of these. They are printed on thick paper so they feel like they mean business.

 

Grandmothers are awesome. I went through a phase in my early teens where I liked cow print things. And to this day, every birthday card from Grandma has a cow or cow print theme to it...

 

With the bull bar and rock hook style nerfs I suspect he was looking for the handicapped spot and came short.

 

Drove down to my buddies college for some binge drinking and needed to go to Walmart to get some hangover supplies being turning in for the night(err morning?). Saw this parked in the handicap spot with no plates or tag. Wonder of they thought they were less of an asshole by taking the second spot instead of the front spot?

 

We had safety training at work, and they told us it is safer to back into your parking space. Some people need some practice though.

 

I agree, I almost always back in. If you have to leave in a hurry due to something hitting the fan being headed out is better. Also when I back in at work I feel like I'm backing in on the company's time whereas if I have to back out to leave it's on my time.

 

q: what's the difference between a bmw and a porcupine?
a: a porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

 

Didn't have my camera with me, but went to Knoxville last weekend. After going out in the evening, I came back to the motel to find a U-Haul truck sitting across 4 SPACES in an already crowded lot! There was a much larger lot, with plenty of room for the truck less then 50 feet away, but that must have been TOO DAMN FAR for someone to walk.

 

Did you not have a phone? Or does your phone not have a camera? I'm just curious; it's not common for someone to not have a camera these days haha

 

Didn't have my phone with me, and even if I did, I have NO clue how to get pictures from it to my computer.

 

Screw that! If the boxes weren't too heavy, those losers would have come back to find the boxes right behind their prickmobiles!

 

With most phones made in the past decade you can email photos to yourself as the lowest level of functionality.

If you phone was made in the past five years, you should be able open TW in your phone browser and click "Upload a File" to attach the picture to your post.

After all, just describing an ASSHOLE PARKING incident with no pictures is sort of like telling your sweetie all about the great restaurant you were going to take her to but couldn't get a reservation... Just doesn't quite deliver, ya know?

 

Well, I have a flip phone with NO real "screen" for apps, no browser, hell, I don't even know how to text on the damn thing, since it doesn't have a qwerty pad. I use it for making phone calls, and nothing else. Seriously... Plus, I don't have cell coverage where I live, so a complicated phone with a zillion functions is a total waste of money for me. I have to go at least 25 miles or more from home to get cell signals, so it's only used in the truck for emergencies and the like.

 

Whoa, talk about a throwback.

FYI, T9 texting: ttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T9_(predictive_text)

 

Fair enough! That makes more sense to me!

 

Most times this bugs the shit out of me too. However, having made a cross country trip with a uhaul trailer with cargo that, well, if it had been stolen, there be a world of shit going down. I parked under the lampposts, in the brightest lit area I could find. And I took up two spaces. I didnt care. I could not afford to have anything happen to that cargo.

And trucks and trailers like that are targeted by locals for theft...