Something you've done that 99.9% of TW members have not

Is this a joke?

 

I met him at at University of Texas basketball game. Introduced myself and he said i was funny (i was the mascot).

 

The Secret Service and I don't get along real well. They have ZERO sense of humor!

(Long story short, I was in the Executive Office building (across the street from 1600 Pennsylvania Ave) and was tasked with putting in a new satellite uplink. Well, the wiring was shit and we were running short on time, so I snagged a spool of coax out of the back and went from the roof hatch and down the elevator shaft with it.

Unbeknownst to me, the Secret Service had been escorting the Chinese embassador out of the White House and back to ...well, wherever. While doing so, they cleared down all the buildings on both sides of the street. Just after signaling the all clear, they heard this funny clanking noise as some strange, dirt-soot-dust covered long haired hippy lookin fella (his words) come squirreling down the shaft!

Looked down the business end of about ten .40 Glocks on that occasion. Bruises took months to fade, too!)

Oh, and I have also been 'escorted' from a city and asked politely not to return ever. Baltimore's inner harbor can be TOO much fun!

 

can i play?

i once got The Hoff to work on my truck....

had to take it back to Engage later to fix it...





then we tagged up a wall...

 

^ hahaha

 

lol. Mike! You da man!

 

Pissed on Canadian soil while standing on US soil.

 

Jeez thats no fun.... i fell off an extension ladder 8' up as i was leaning to far to the side and somehow did a tuck and roll out of it.

My crazy story is that i got out of a speeding ticket where i was racing a buddy going 100 in a 25

 

I climbed Mt. Whitney, the highest peak in N. America, in 2011 I'm climbing Denali AKA Mt. McKinley. (also Half Dome in Yosemite)

 

Had a clearance light fly off my truck while driving down I-75 today.

 

I rode in a south korean ambulance when I was stationed there. The base I was at only had a clinic and I was passing a kidney stone. They sent me an hour and a half north to Osan AFB to their hospital. I was on morphine the whole time. As soon as i got to the hospital I blew chuncks everywhere. I kinda half fell asleep for a few hours in the ER, woke up with minimal pain and had to pee, went to the bathroom and pee'd out what looked like a tiny piece of frosted flake that would have been stuck in your teeth..

 

Your forget to screw that bugger down!?

 

I’m not leaving any evidence for home land security to find

 

The first time I ever had sex I was 17 and had sex with a 20 something year old married woman in her living room while her husband was drunk and passed out in their bed. This was in a 2 room apartment. Also the first time I ever got drunk and also the first time I ever smoked weed.

 

Ehhhh if you can still scream then you didn't fall that hard. I fell off once and landed so hard I couldn't call for help.

 

Had an argument with a patient in an ambulance that ended in said patient spitting on me and then said patient being chemically sedated and intubated, with only a paralytic...

This of course never actually happened.

And Im still laughing about the guy who said he lit his brother on fire...

 

Ohh I met the the King of Vietnam during a TET festival a few days ago.

King – Hi young man
Me- Hi
King- I’m the king of Vietnam
Me- Ok......
Me- Honey, he’s the king of Vietnam
Wife- Ok.....