Colorado B.S. Thread

yup, that be mine

Couple cascading problems I inherited plus some caused by this summer

 

At the same time?
By text?
At the same time by text?
At the same time by text with the same text?

 

lol, by text.
Two different texts.
Similar wording.
while at the bar, one beer for the first, one beer for the second.

 

Screen shot.. I wanna see

 

seconded!

 

I just used the tried and true, "it's not you, it's me"
And that's totally honest.

 

I didnt know his phone had a screen shot option?

 

I was gonna say that actually hahaha

Well damn man.. sounds like you're damaged goods


Also.. I don't want to see the screen shot of what you said.. I wanna know their reactions

 

There will be no screen shots.
I've already had one stalker, I don't need anything like that adding fuel to a scorned woman.
Although i have taken care to not mention this site, you never can tell.

 

Give us the ol run down goddamnit!

Pony Boy: "Hey gurrrlll.. listen.. we should part ways. It's not you it's me"

Fragile Young Lady: "I'm gonna cut you"


Something along those lines...

 

One is pissed, understandable on the day before V.D. (younger chick)
The other, apologized for coming on too strong. (older chick)

 

It doesn't come off this way, but I do actually respect some of these women.
When you meet them on Tinder, the "I'm not into hookups" is total bullshit.
Nothing is guaranteed, but the odds are sure better.
OkCupid is a waste of time, the chicks are presented with a smorgasbord of cock and income to choose from. The same chicks are still on there from several years ago and they ain't ugly either. Doesn't take much imagination to see what they are all about.
I've never bailed on a date, but have considered it a time or two. Even if they are whale butt ugly, I'll still smile thru the gag reflex until the bill is paid.
The biggest mystery is whether or not the picture presented is of the actual girl you are talking too.

 

Haha I'm just fuckin with you. But hey, at least we know you have a gag reflex now
Online dating is the worst thing ever.. Gotta watch out for those "myspace angles"

 

I understand why she's pissed now.

 

I hope so.

Warm and dry winters suck.

Usually leads to summer fire bans.

 

And you don't want Young Brett destroying one of your relationships with one sentence.

 

Are those like the calf high hipster pants you kids wear these days?

 

I did old Brett, and the forum, a favor.

 

It really was a good laugh.
Although you did make me go wtf at the time.