Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

MIL sends out some stupid Valentines day card thing on our family group text, nobody responds because, you know, with the exception of her, everyone else is a working adult on a Tuesday. She gets all upset when everyone texts at the end of the and no one says anything about her card. Bring in the request for sympathy texts and the woe is me texts. I had to put the phone down and shake my damn head.

 

Damn that took a solid bounce earlier in the year huh? I'm going to look into it a little more.

Careful with the penny stocks, most of them tend to be scams but they're nice to flip. I'm going to hold this one for shits and giggles. I feel like with the marijuana marketplace the way it is right now, they're going to be some big players that come out of it. The only trouble is analyzing who is real and has the capability to do it.

 

This shit. And the text feels. Fucking social garbage that generates butthurt.

I love it when I have zero time for anything, and my phone starts beeping like mad every 5 seconds with OMG and so cute and wow from a bunch of random numbers I don't even know. Thanks, sis. Fucking really?

 

#1 yes, #2 neutral, #3 neutral (hard to be laid back with 2 kids), #4 hell no, #5 nope, #6 nope, #7 more than me, #8 not since the kid...

Hmm not looking so good, but despite it all I love that woman!

Also helps my MIL is freaking AMAZING and I have never had one problem with her. The FIL is great as well, just a bit odd at times.

 

Who has two thumbs and just got employee of the quarter?

















Beers on me!

 

Repost.

 

Deleted, posted in wrong thread. Little do they noe, i'm not smartz.

 

Dude I was working, look down at my phone to like 10 texts. All her with some Valentines BS and then crying on the texts because no one responded. Had to just put the phone down and not go off on her about the stupid shit. Ugh.

 

Buy her a hysterectomy for mother's day.

 

More like break her phone..

 

Been working at one of our yards the last few days.
Me: So what are we doing boss?
Boss: Making it drain
Me: But the yard is flat
Boss: That's why your here.
Me:

 

Read in your best white courtesy phone voice

Paging @CalTacoma09 , paging @CalTacoma09... Your wheels are ready for pickup. Please dial BudMan to arrange transit

 

I can't wait to get those mounted.

 

Anybody ever heard any good or bad things about these? My dad gave it to me as a super late Xmas gift. Lol

 

Need to bring one of those shitshacks to the next mod day.

 

you're so low bro, phil.

I'd go for a porta lisa.

https://www.unitedsiteservices.com/portable-restroom-trailers/porta-lisa-restroom-trailer-rentals

 

Isn't that why you went flat bed? Perma attach it and get yourself a nice EAF ladder to the shitter.

 

that's an interesting sight to imagine.

if a portashitter on someone's tow hitch with a big sign across it that says full. Do you think people would be more likely or less likely to rear end it during rush hour traffic?

 

No idea. But could you imagine the thrill of taking a shit while Phil tries to navigate across the rubicon?

 

I miss this show