PennSilverTaco's "Perfect 5-Lug Regular Cab" Build, Aspergers, and General BS MegaThread!

In 2011, my friend's parents gave him their 2003 Toyota Highlander Limited 4WD; LOADED, sunroof, JBL stereo; 185K miles and a huge dent in the front bumper, but not a thing wrong with it. He totaled it less than two years later when he managed to rear-end someone at 40 MPH.

 

Can you give me the link to the seat recline mod? That would be awesome!

 

When is your next meetup? Where do you have campfires? At parks or on a friend's really big piece of land?

 

Asperger's had nothing to do with it. My eye muscle surgery fixed the problem.

 

Are you kidding me? I'd take a training course before I drove a motorhome...

 

Several of my good friends smoke like an oil furnace in the middle of winter. I have a strict "no smoking in my truck" policy. I have a hard time dealing with it when they get in my truck smelling like cigarettes and the smell lingers.

I once broke my own rule and smoked a cigar in my Taco because I'd started smoking it with some guys I knew at a cigar parlor. Cigar store closed and it started to rain. I paid good money for that cigar and wanted to finish it, so I smoked it down to a stub my truck.

 

Did you take a training course before you started crashing your Tacoma into everything possible?

Just giving you shit, buddy

 

Thank you, this is the exact problem I have!

 

I know how to drive a stick but my Tacoma is an auto. I don't text and drive. I think chronic distracted drivers should be forced to drive stick.

 

If I buy a manual Taco it will be a 4-cyl/5-speed.

 

My 4wd 5 speed 4cly is for sale....except it's a ext cab

 

OP, I've said it before and I'll say it again... you should consider becoming a pro writer. You're very good at it and obviously enjoy it.

 

My NCO's wife got me drunk at a bar one night. She drove me to the barracks and I pounded her in the car.

Moral of the story don't be a DICK and I won't pound your wife!!

 

BEER is food!

 

I sharted at a Calgary Flames game a few years back, lol.

 

Who cares why they questioned you. I never talk to the police unless I call them. You do not have to answer any questions. Period. Ever. If they tell you to stop, stop, and then ask "am I free to go?" They will try to obsficate, but keep saying "am I free to go, yes or no?" Then "am I under arrest?" If they don't say you are under arrest or that you are not free to go, just leave quietly and peacefully. If they say you can't leave, but do not put you under arrest just say "I want to talk to my lawyer." Keep repeating that and don't answer any questions. You also (in Pa at least) don't have to show ID or give your name. Don't give it to them. Never give them anything ever. Never answer any questions. As someone with AS it should be easier for you than most people to keep repeating things and not engage in conversation. I don't say this to be mean, as I am a huge fan of AS people (basically people with AS and I get along really well).

 

Plenty of stories. I just shake my head when I think about them. 11 years and 7 months clean and sober and do not miss those days at all. Definitely wouldn't be were I am today if I was still at it.

 

That's called Speedway Blue, right?

 

Though I'm not like most millennials LOL