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Had a university class with one of my buddies in an auditorium. During a lecture I was like that girl is hot in the 2nd row and he was like "I like that girl right in front of us". Thats when this dude turned around and glared at us. I fell outta my chair laughing so hard, the Doctor instructing stopped the class and asked me to regain my composure outside.

My buddy Lester was straight A's but no street smarts. One of our mutual friends nicknamed him Brain-Les.

LOLs

 

Handsome and charming could fit then.......

Or maybe the crackhead had a sense of humor?

 

Well, if you'll stay out of a certain 4 sq mile area after dark, don't hang with drunks and druggies, and be home from anywhere before midnight, you'll miss 98.735% of the problems.

Don't believe me? Ask any CPD LEO.

 

Honestly I thought he was a chick too.

 

My auto response is "gotta pay to spray and no one finishes inside me"! Get's a little awkward when the wife's with me.

 

Unless you are in a Walmart, where many of the chicks may have a mustache

 

Nope I don't actually.....Living in Clearwater for 10 years off of Island dr and Bruce Ave it's not just a 4 sq mile area that's affected of the 35 + sq miles bordered by Safety Harbor,Largo and Dunedin.......Don't get me wrong Clearwater has it's best asset right on the beach and that it.But unfortunately the influx of visitors brings more crime into the area looking for a quick score...

I left because the shit was getting bad on N Clearwater Beach house was broken into 3 times in 4 years many neighbors houses hit many times as well. Caught one guy in my Garage and he turned blue because he could not breath since he had the barrel of a 6 inch 357 in his throat CPD had to pull me off of him.

Sold the house after 17 years in 2007 and never looked back....

 

Don't get me wrong I loved Clearwater but the shitbags,congested weekends and lack of convenience for everyday living sucked but was out weighed by the tanned beauties running around.

 

Yeah, I was. thought he would catch that.

 

No. My appearance leaves little (if any) question about my gender.

 

Well I have long hair and I know I'm not the only one here with it.

It will be shaved in November most likely.

 

OP, were you dressed scantily? Sometimes men are confused by a thong bikini or a hiked up miniskirt.

 

Black t shirt and jeans...

 

Yup...you were asking for it.

 

Now I kinda wanna see...no face of corse.

A/S/L?

 

Literally just a basic black t shirt and some everyday jeans.
I don't know what a/s/l means

 

Keep dressing like that, one day we will be reading a post from you that says "Guy fucked me in the ass...what gives?"

 

Well actually I made that thread over a year ago...

Jk

 

He wanted your booty hole