AZ BS Thread 4²0

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Yo

 

And today's project. Satoshi grill

 

I'm a little rusty on my pidgin, but here is a basic translation.

Chek dis faka out i get one cherry 88 lifted headturnah 4runnah.
(Check out this beautiful lifted 88 4Runner, it's a real head-turner)

Da first pic iz what dis buggah can look like easy, simple stuff den bango their her.
(The first picture is what this glorious maching could look like with minor work)

Thing iz mahjah 2wd but she drive like one hammah no lie. Wen lift um 4 inch by myself lidat no mattah if not 4wd like i say dis one hammah sand an all righ thru.
(This 4Runner is only 2wd but goes like the dickens. After the 4 inch lift it doesn't matter that it isn't 4X4, it will easily get you through the sand with no problems)

Little to no rust i wen throw dat faka wit da bondo myself so i know da thing killahz. if get da thing manini no holes. Itz one yota she still go.
(There is very little rust (if any), I did the bondo work myself so I know it is perfect. ????. It's a Toyota so reliability is unquestionable)

pushin 350k miles but she run easy just like dat. Turn da key she ready fo cruise um. Dis kine goin last long time lidat cuz stay one yota. can ask ur braddahz sistahz unkoz aunty she tell u yotaz is mahjah.
(Even with 350k miles, it still drives like new. Ready to be a DD or weekend cruiser. This 4Runner will last a long time because it's a Toyota. Ask anyone, the know how great Toyotas are.)

Letting um go for 15k no call unko talkn bout da ad say $15. No mo time fo da kine lidat. Kbb is notin i know yota dis faka is da mos mahjah kine car get. All mateninence stay done no get da pappers faka got stolen. but stay one yota easy for get paper ask any braddah for theirs.
I'm willing to let it got for only $15k. Please don't call asking about it only being $15, I don't have time for that. KBB does not account for the collector value of these cars. All maintenance has been done but the documentation was stolen, but you can ask a friend for their records.

Only selling this killah 4runnah cuz i like lift my 2015 2wd yota tacoma an throw chrome wheels wit da low proz. An da flow mastah is automatic u know dat. Den throw da sounds garenz.
(I'm only selling this glorious machine so that I can lift my 2015 2WD Toyota Tacoma and put large chrome wheels and low profile tires on it. As well as Flowmaster exhaust and of course it's an automatic. The stereo system will be fully upgraded, guaranteed!)

 

That does seem like a more accurate interpretation.

 

Went to @JeepAndrew 's house today to get measurements for the bed rack. Soon I can join you shit heads in the rtt world. Can't wait for the first camping trip with it.

 

You are (.)

 

Thanks God! I will get my garage back

 

Yes, that's right. Thanks sexy for letting me store it at your house.

 

Anytime dude! Can't wait to see it on your truck!

 

I will

 

Bondo all done and sanded down. Paint is going on so now just sitting back drinking watching it dry

 

@RPS1030 just a couple Powerwagons

 

No taco?

 

... Your mom goes to college!

 

Look at you go! Nice! Good luck!