Colorado B.S. Thread

So you tried to be a hipster hooker on colfax and took off your flannel and tied it around your waist and called it a kilt? WTF

 

Jilt or lien? I think jilt is the winner

 

The milfs that are here for the weed tourism love that shit.

 

Only cuz they are so baked they think you are another tourist... poor poor souls little do they know that cuz your taint isn't covered all the time you have ghonnaherpasyphilaids

 

I think the doc said it's herpaghonnasyphilaides.

But what's a few jumbled syllables between friends.

 

I always heard it was GonnaSyphaHerpAids

 

Naw that shits dirty. Mine only requires some spray two times a day and cough syrup.

 

Does the spray consist of muratic acid? Probably only thing that would help ya.

 

And yet I thought I was on the schedule this last weekend...

 

Does anyone know if it's possible to download GPX files from traildamage in bulk (i.e. all Colorado files)? I recently cleared my old Galaxy S5 so that I can use it solely for trail navigation. If traildamage does not offer the option, what are some other websites to download trail data?

 

Check your PMs, Jake.

 

Washing the truck worked like a charm. Currently about 100ft visibility from my bed. Guessing it's rain since i don't see it accumulating, but I'll take any precipitation at this point!

 

Ain't nothing down here. Barely have on a light hoodie.

 

So I need to find someone that knows a whole lot about running a windows program on a Mac. Cant say what it is here but PM me and we can talk.

Edit: Never mind. Problem solved.

 

Step 1:
Keep Calm.

Step 2:

 

If you want it to work right, get a PC. That's how I'd do it.