Official Tennessee Thread

@Mr.Bl0nde and I had a productive afternoon! THANKS FOR THE HELP!!!

 

I got this in an email from my Dad, and I just got to share it with y'all...

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them and they couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said 'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.

These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, and said 'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.'

'Yes, Father?'

'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'

She replied, 'Father, it's me, --- Sister Kathleen. '

 

You and Mike are the A Team. Haha anxious for tonight's pics.

 

There WILL be an update in a little bit!

 

U-bolt flip went on last night. Reused the stock bumps even though my shocks will explode before bumps touch frame.

 

I'm in the same boat.

 

Wtf is up with Rock Auto not selling a single PS pump with a new reservoir?

 

Never mind! Fuck tire discounters! Stupid motherfuckers! I'm making them take the tires back off my truck they can keep them! Bunch of fucking idiots. I've been here for 4hours now and they want to change me extra b/c the alignment is going to take them more time than a normal alignment.And they can't even tell me it's going to be correct when it's done! Home of the free alignment my ass. Fuck This Mother Fucking place!

 

Go to Discount Tire. Best place out there.

 

Yeah they pulled the oh you have the the high performance control arms on me after we put mine on and I needed a alignment. Charge me $80's to do it... bullshit.

 

...so this just happened

 

This is a good thing! You will be most pleased with the results. Intelligent decision!

 

Those are what I want, but 37's

 

A man that doesn't mess around with some bullshitters

 

godammit!



everyone is buying my tires! there's not going to be any left when i can finally order the mother fuckers!

 

They look good on the truck too

 

You sound so angry reading this made
Me angry. Ha ha. By the end, I was ready to whoop some tire discounter ass. Then I remember it was you not me, and I don't have a dog in the race. Glad it work out though.

As for alignment, I highly recommend John at firestone in mount Juliet. Pretty sure he does daves alignments as well.

 

I'm gonna go have him do mine before LBL as well. Lol

 

might as well wait until after - it's going to get fucked up anyway.

 

Good looking tire....Quiet compared to most mud tires...They ride really smooth....and they didn't kill my gas mileage like I thought they would.


Damn fine looking truck too! Great color choice!