New England B.S. Thread

What's the record for? I'm by no means an expert, but I have a juvenile record that's blocking me right now and I've done a bit of reading on the matter. I can probably give you an easy yes/no or just tell you that I have no f'n clue on that one.

 

Getting nothing done today as I hang with giblet #2 since he's got a fever. Doesn't seem to be bothering him much though..

 

Them little tikes sure are fun but they certainly are a Petri dish, eh?

 

Seth, a couple years later and I'm just getting around to mocking those sliders up to my truck.

 

Gotta pace yourself.

 

Nice, hope they fit

 

They damn well are filthy

 

I was scrolling through, I knew your avatar was familiar. Another NES'r

 

Are you burning them in yourself John?

 

Had the same thought when I saw yours. Kinda figured you'd notice.

 

Yeah but not today . I had to cut off a couple legs because they weren't long enough. Then made new legs . Other then that they should fit pretty good.

 

My coworker keeps farting and it's stinking up this whole place! He's admitted it once but keeps denying it now. I keep spraying Glade air freshener all over the place but the odor is too strong for it!

 

It's a nice day out, can you open the window

 

Windows do not open. Boss will freak if I prop open the door. Instead I am just sitting in this cesspool of fart and "clean linen" fragrance.


My head is starting to hurt. I think I have sprayed too much of that stuff!

 

I renewed mine 3 weeks ago and the miserable sea hag working there was bitchin about all the calls she was getting from people wanting to renew early.
I really NEED to get out of this POS commie state in a few.
Maybe NH? I DO have ancestral ties to that state,lol.

 

I think NH might be a dangerous shock to your system after dealing with CT laws for so many years.

Lol. Fart Linen, from Clorox.

 

Although, both have no helmet laws on motorcycles.

 

I couldn't take it anymore I had to open the door!

Now my coworker has mysteriously gone missing. I think (hope) he went to the bathroom!

 

Maine's is that you have to wear it for one year after getting your license. After that it's your prerogative either way. And since it's basically unenforceable unless you're pulled over and they check it, it's most bikers treat it as just a choice from the start.
NH is weird. Helmets aren't required, but you need to have eye protection. So, I could be riding down the road in NH with the visor on my full-face helmet cracked 1/4 inch (which I often do, for better air flow on a hot day) but no eye protection on underneath (also a common choice, since i have a tinted visor), and be breaking the law. But if I switch to just a pair of sunglasses, perfectly fine.

 

Makes perfect sense to me