Cap City Build & BS AF

If you only knew...

 

That's better than one of my friends who literally introduced me by saying "This is my friend Kelly, she's a bitch and will punch you in the throat".

 

Totally read that incorrectly.


Putting the shaving cream back.

 

Nope, not on the beach.

The gf's fam owns the largest bus company on island and a few other businesses that are being inducted to the tourism hall of something or another. A couple times a year we have to show face at these events. Way too fancy for me..

 

Sexy af

 

I've been not introduced at all before "because I don't want you being an asshole."

 

We are soulmates.

 

I am 100% sure that this is true.

 

Well, you would punch someone in the throat. So that part is true.

 

Well what happened was we have these apartments like a half mile from the neighborhood. They used to have housing restrictions to one or two cars per house hold or something. They took that restriction away so now an infinite amount of people could live, but now there's no parking.

So they all rallied to the city saying they needed more parking. The city looked at the map and was like, what do you mean? There's all this parking here (our neughborhood). So fools started abandoning their cars here for weeks on end, blocking driveways, parking in the red, we've had to get a few cars towed cause we go outside to get to work and our driveway would be blocked!

I've had to take an uber on multiple occasions to work because of it, no doubt other residents as well.

Welp, apparently other residents are fed up and started by just leaving notes on cars. Fools didn't listen so now this shit is happening. The neighborhood knows who belongs here and who doesn't. It's just crazy.

 

It's getting hot in hurr

 

Security cams + neighborhood watch?

 

I'll send you nudes of me in a tux. Wifey is gonna look hot AF in her red dress...That's the only thing I'm looking forward to.

 

I've never punched you in the throat...I don't think(can't remember).

But the person introducing me yes, he has been punched many a time. We used to watch UFC fights together a lot and when they were over he would be all jumping around like play boxing us and sometimes I just had enough. I tagged his ear one time on accident and I thought he was going to cry talking about how he was going to have cauliflower ear.

 

Just wear flip flops with your tux lol

 

Shit, shave, shower, smoke. In that order.

Now I'm going to go detail the engine bay just because when OCD calls you answer.

May even install my TOYWERX decal today, I dunno....getting pretty crazy with these modifications lately.

 

Pobrecito.

 

Weirdest boner rn

 

Really want to put this on.....

 

#keepAustinboned