Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

My Dick don't fit down the chimney.
Your Dicks like a kid from the Philippines.

 

3 safeties on a Glock?

 

Nothing wrong with pomade god damnit.

 

"3" is more accurate.

I consider them on/off guns.

If your finger is on the trigger, it's going to fire.

 

Like James said "3". Trigger hinge, drop safety and firing pin safety.

Also I bought a Shield in 9mm tonight.

 

I'm still confused, they have a trigger safety, that is the only physical safety on them.

 

I use pomade in my hair and a blow dryer EVERY MORNING. IM A MAN

 

Okay, guess I am only counting ones you can engage/disengage.

 

They're all internal.

http://glock.pro/glock-pistols/5547-3-safeties-glock.html#/topics/5547?page=1&_k=jn202s

 

Blow dryer? Savage.

 

For added volume and for soft natural feel with pomade hold

 

I hear that boo. I just only blow dried once.

Prefer a matte/natural finish pomade instead. Also volume is for women.

 

My hair is thick but fine. If I just comb it I'll look greaser and helmet like. So I apply my pomade through my hair, blow dry it as I style it and then it's set. Natural looking and holds all day.

Longer hairs a lot of work.

 

You're speaking to me brother.

 

Shit just got real up in hurr.



















Real feminine.

 

I was going to buy the 9mm too but saw the EMP and couldn't resist. Very similar size and I really enjoy the all metal feel of a 1911

 

May I ask where you put your balls while you do all that?

 

They stay Stowed in the upright and locked position in the wife's purse.

 

Sometimes I tuck.

 

Just to try it.