New England B.S. Thread

Don't care, nerds make the money which gets chicks; all the dbags who got laid in high school are still stuck in town fat and still working at the ATT store

 

Also, anyone who thinks they were some sort of sex stud in high school is on crack

 

nuh uh, look at that kid who slept with his teacher and now they're hitched

 

You seem bitter, lol.

I was lucky enough to have generous amounts of sex in high school (with girls; I know how you all think) AND managed to escape from a life of both being fat and living in my home town, lol.

On the other hand, I'm still short and skinny; I'm 32 (nearly 33) and I still can't 'bulk up' like I want. I just get more and more wiry.

Lol, I didn't say it was good sex.

 

Where were all those teachers when I was in high school?

 

Nah not bitter at all. I'm probably in better shape than I was then. I just laugh every time I go home and see all the dbags out still hanging out with the same dbag friends with a fat ass beer gut next to a used up formerly good looking girl also with a big ass beer gut.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U8pNjwn7jU

 

No kidding. Mine were mostly old ladies or dudes. We had one hot biology teacher (oh, the irony) but she was very, very married.

 

Hockey has goalies but the offense still scores

 

WILLIAMSTOWN, MASS. — Authorities are searching for a Williams College senior who was reported missing Wednesday, according to a Williamstown Police news release.

Nathaniel Luke Whittle, 23, is believed to be operating a 2013 gray Toyota Tacoma extended-cap pickup truck with a Texas license plate numbered CBJ0333.

Williamstown Police are advising the public to be on the lookout for the vehicle. A nationwide broadcast has been sent to all law enforcement agencies requesting assistance.
Foul play is not suspected, but authorities are concerned for Whittle's well being as he may need mental health treatment, according to the release.
Whittle is described as a white male, 6 feet, 1 inch tall, weighing between 180 and 200 pounds.

He lives on the Williams College campus and is from Houston, said Mary Dettloff, director of media relations at the college.

Whittle withdrew money from his account at a bank in Bloomfield, Conn., about 10 a.m. on Monday, Dettloff said.

According to data from his swipe card, which students use to get into various campus buildings, Whittle was last on campus early Monday morning, Dettloff said.

Family members contacted the college late Wednesday morning saying they were having trouble reaching Whittle.

Whittle has not attended any classes this week.

The college is asking anyone who may has been in contact with Whittle since Friday, or anyone with information that may aid in the search to immediately call Williamstown Police Sgt. Scott McGowan at 413-458-5733 or Campus Safety and Security at 413-597-4444.

Reach staff writer Patricia LeBoeuf at 413-496-6247 or @BE_pleboeuf.

 

Think I had only one or two good looking teachers in school. One of the substitutes was pretty hot. Supposedly she had tried out to be one of the Fly Girls.

 

They're doing a group buy on an F150 forum also.

 

Eh we are drag racing for top speed. 200+ mph on a air strip. Then street racing at night all over.

 

That sucks. Hope the kids alright

 

How does that work? The fast to 200 mph wins?

 

Set distance - top speed wins

 

How many catastrophic accidents are there typically? At that speed it doesn't take much to fuck up

 

I'll take the challenge and say I've consumed more alcohol in my life than anyone else in this thread.

 

So why you drive FJ for? haha

 

At my age I'd be happy with 10 seconds..