Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Jon, you are going to make a great parent some day.

You are really good at saying No, lmao.

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I also LOVE how you are OP of the "3rd gen what did you do today" thread

Shit cracks me up bro, mad respect!​

 

Had to jump on that grenade for the greater good of the community

 

<3 af​

 

What's up dregs of humanity?

 

Need food, and more sleep. So happy it's Friday. Morning y'all.

 

Haven't bought the truck yet. But i already have a buyer to take it off my hands

 

It's friday. Usually busy as fuck. Cause no one knows how to prepare for shit

 

Damn, you're flipping everything lately.

 

Damn

 

I have toilet paper and an ass, I AM PREPARED FOR SHIT!

 

Yes! You get me.

 

I wanted to keep it really. But, my buddy seems to want it more lol. He is actually taking me to go get the truck

 

Now you can be like "remember that time I gave you that truck I wanted?"

 

Mid Fart

 

Post Fart

 

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That appears to be some court approved paternity evidence right there, YOU ARE THE FATHER!

 

I definitely know he's mine because every time his mama is trying to get his attention he falls asleep. Just like me