Good comebacks

Ok guys ive got one of my best freinds who has always had toyotas like i have but here latley he bought a dodge ram 1500 with the 360 V-8 in it. He's got 33in tires on it and thinks his the shit lol. Now he will never shut up about having a bigger truck and how his can run over my little taco over. So I need some reasons y tacomas or even toyotas are better then chevy dodge and ford ( I know its a givin that they are but thats doesnt make a good argument). I have named off the obvious like his tires are only 2 inches bigger then mine and the fact that there the same year and have the same milage and mine still running strong and his is blowin that magical blue smoke. So a little help would be greatly apprciated.

 

Take him offroading.

Put sugar in his gas tank.

Those should shut him up for a while.

 

tell him he is trying to compensate his lack of "size" in other "area", that should shut him up

 

Go find a tighter trail and ask him to follow you.... if he can...

 

Compare notes on vehicular repairs and perhaps recalls.

 

HAHA good ideas i dont think i will have to put any sugar in the gas tank the way its running now it wont be much longer. I forgot the gas price since it cost me $60 to fill up and i watch him put $100 in his.

 

Well you can tell him you can fill up your truck and buy $40 worth of weed for the same money it takes him to fill up his truck.

 

You've got a locker in your truck right? (TRD Offroad)

Chances are - he doesn't have one and never had one from the factory.

Say - "Didn't you have enough money to buy a REAL DODGE (power wagon)?"

And remind him that your toyota has a locker from the factory.

Take him offroading......and see who gets the first body damage. If he's that cocky and arrogant - he probably won't pay attention and trash the shit outta his truck. That'll teach him. I wheeled with this one guy who had a power wagon and he trashed the side of his truck. The thing was too damn big and he just didn't pay attention.

 

Where I work, they give us the power wagons. they are quite possible the worst truck I have ever seen. they guzzle gas like crazy (12ish MPG), and if you use one for work, it'll only last four years max. We've had transfer cases blow loose, and they have a problem with the rocker arm hitting the splash guard after about only about 5000K. the suspension rides nice for about as long. the only cool thing about them is the electronic sway bar disconnect. (don't drive normally with it disconnected)

 

yup GM sucks ass

 

Oh have I got 1 thatll freeze dry his balls you can inform him that YOU have a HEMI, and you will NOT be lying!! The 3.4V6 and the 2.7 I-4 have "hemispherical heads" (I got this from a notable authority) and apparently, Toyota doesn't brag it up probably because Dodge has the "hemi" ownership rights or something. His 360 aint a hemi So there ya go-SOCK IT TO HIM BUNKY

 

so in technicality we also have hemis?

 

I dont think 2nd-gen do. Im checking my resource

 

Apparently the 2nd gens ALSO employ hemispherical comustion chambers too

 

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i got a hemi. i got a hemi

 

HEYYY! its a HEmi!!!!!! I love it hahah! Like havin an xtra you know what