Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

Where are you? If I was close I'd come bail you out, but I'm in Oakland.

 

Reminds me of when I pulled up at a light behind a line of cars. A really good looking Latina had a flat tire and was pulled off to the shoulder. She was changing it herself, already had the car jacked up, and wheel off. You guys should have seen the amount of guys that stopped to offer help. Cars in front of me, majority stopped to ask if she needed help. Cars behind me, again, same thing. Mind you, she had some amazing legs and was wearing heels.

 

Not at the moment but I appreciate it.

 

I changed a tire for a gal once. She was reasonably attractive. But that's not why I stopped. It was safe part of the road, and she was in a dress, and I was in work clothes. Easy peasy. Made her day, acquired some Karma Points.

 

Yeah it's pretty sad these days. Only care I'm inconveniencing them, oh well.

My mom showed up about 10 min after getting stuck and brought gas.

Haha want to drive from Oakland to Santa Cruz? I'm good now and had my brother offering to bring me gas as well as my wife.

 

Cool, figured I'd offer!

 

Doooooo iiiiiitttttt!!!

 

@Tee Arghhhhhh Dee

Is shithead over at your place right now? I need him to text me back. AND. I'm going to need you guys to bring me some of whatever that is on your grill. It'd be much appreciated.

But seriously. I need him to message me back. I'm assuming it's either dead or he's too busy bullshitting.

- Beth

 

If any of that row of thirsty ass guys was qualified to help it was probably me. I had all my tools with me, full size jack, and chocks. Just didn't ask because she obviously had it under control and you could tell she was getting a bit annoyed having to respond to guys every 5 seconds.

There was another time I was heading down 4 and a car full of younger kids had a flat right before 680. Was a car of 3 guys and some small blonde girl. Girl was changing the tire while the guys watched. Again, had things under control so I had no reason to stop. Other than to question those guys as to wtf I just witnessed.

 

i was in a hardware store parking lot the other day, store guy was trying to help this older lady deal with a nearly flat tire on her minicooper, using a hopelessly poor tire inflator, I grabbed my

$98 Viair 88p Portable Compressor Kit (12V, 120 Psi, Forup to 33" Tires)

Viair 88p out of my taco and said "this will inflate that tire in a jiffy", but got 'thanks, but we have it under control' went into the hardware store, bought stuff, exited, they were STILL there, inflator going BZZZZZZZZZ. yeesh.

 

You could always Cait Jenner yourself

 

Anyone follow this guy on Instagram? Pretty close retention stuff he does.

 

FNG never going to live this down. Ever.

@duncnasty

 

I'm so confused.

 

Only thing better would be if she showed up looking for him!!! Lol

 

Just be glad it isnt you.

 

I get it!

 

-_- my bad guys.... haha guess i should keep my phone charged and on me.. haha all good though, picking her up now and taking her back to @Tee Arghhhhhh Dee 's place until she has to work lol