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Nice Bill!

 

Oooh look at that fine ass snorkel on that fine ass Super White.

 

Followed

 

Nice assortment of generations and modifications.

 

3 of these guys are goin to moab in may i think there are 11 total bamer tdubs makin that trip

 

Sweet tea + Deep Eddy Lemon vodka. Tastes like tea with lemon and fucks you up.

 

No campfire. Not authentic.

 

Popped open a new local whiskey. Has a sexy lady on the side, just for you guys.



Cheers, bitches.

 

What the fuck is that fizzy shit in your whiskey?

 

It's my "get-drunk-slower" potion.

 

Is that a thing?



...kids

 

I like to prolong the enjoyment. It's not even 7. I've got a solid 5 hours before I can let myself pass out.

 

I thought it was called tolerance complimented by slowly destroyed liver.

 

TWSS

 

My tolerance isn't bad, but my stomach the next morning sure doesn't appreciate straight whiskey.

 

That would be a more pleasurable night than what's in store for me.

 

IKR?!? These kids today.

Jessica, and I say with from a place of love, but SWEET JESUS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?

There are only two things you can add to whiskey.

1. Just enough ice for it to go neat.
2. More whiskey.

That's the extent of the list.

And what the hell is "Mischief" whiskey? You don't drink a whiskey named mischief, you drink whiskey and get INTO mischief.

Damn millennials.

Shit.

 

Yeah that's Crown Royal for me, just cannot do it without just getting sick and I'm not talking drink sick. Drunk sick is fine do not mind play the game gotta pay the price but Crown does not agree with me lol

 

You are going to lose an hour tonight also, so you better drink faster!