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What a rant lol love it. My buddy use to just drink it straight from the pint bottle saying he would go classy with a good glass and add 1 cube of ice to impress a girl he liked on occasion lol

 

Wow. I seem to have angered you, Cap.

First off, this whiskey is kind of a disappointment. It's not that great. I'd rather be drinking Crown or Jack or something equally mundane. I'm actually glad I cut it with the fizzy shit.

Second, there's only so much mischief I can get into all alone in my house.

Third, I don't always drink it like this. Just the nights where my stomach is not up for straight. Tonight is such a night. I can't afford to have a sour stomach in the morning.

Fourth, you can't tell me how to live my life. I DO WHAT I WANT.

Fifth, I'm sad because my truck is gone. Give me a break, man.

 

That was just a bit of fatherly love. You're good. Except your drink.

 

Oh, I know. I knew I'd get some shit before I even posted the pics.

 

Never mind the shit computer you use

 

MAC FOR LIFE.

 

I came home(rain jacked up my plans) and saw this. I guess she thought Dylan needed help reloading.

 

OMG I love her angry little face!

 

I'm sorry. At least we'll drink together! We can agree on that

 

Pudgy lil thing!

 

I'm sorry you've yet to understand Apple's superiority in the computer game. Some people just don't get it.

But fuck yeah, dude. Alcohol is always the solution.

 

I think she's angry he's not in bed or on the couch so she can cuddle so she feels the need to supervise the situation.

That's 36 1/2 pounds of bulldog! Luckily she's as big as she's going to get but she eats like she's a growing pup. Spoiled little shit.

 

Nah! Never! I work with both on a daily basis, dear. Each have pros and cons, but I'll never give up my life to Apple, I'll keep my freedom.

 

YES! Time for some affairs of state!

"Tonight we break out the GOOD ice!"

Sorry you're sad over your truck. Friends don't let friends drink whiskey wrong. We shall learn you. SINCE this "mischief" is crappy...we shall let this slide under the category of "it was the only way to make it tolerable." If you're ever asked, claim it was "well." You'll thank us later.

Amen brother. We need to get her on scotch. Jessica, try Grants blue label. Affordable, smooth blended scotch. Extremely drinkable with two fingers and two cubes.

Wait, what?

 

Really?! She's kinda small then. I've seen some much bigger than her.

 

Wait wait wait. I wanna post dog pics too.

This is Scarlett. She's an asshole.


And this is Josephine. She's sweet as pie.

 

Okay, but I'm a graphic designer. It just makes sense from the graphic design aspect.

Also the fact that I've been running the same laptop for 7 years is amazing and never would have worked if I was running a PC of any sort....

 

Dead.